lirik lagu snak the ripper - lazy
[verse 1]
most of the day i just lay around on the rug
leaving a trail of drool like the -ss on a slug
each task is enough to make me hate the next
i can barely whack off let alone have s-x
my breakfast, microwave popcorn and p-rn
my underwear’s worn and stained and torn
never give my seat up man
i don’t care about your baby lady i’m too lazy to stand
constantly not really doing sh-t
my jobs hunting me i’d rather do stupid sh-t
don’t step foot in the rain
back pain for a little change
its a strange concept to explain
to a guy like me, a sloth by far
legally change my name to snak the t-rd
too lazy to walk the block up to your yard
too lazy to touch my f-cking c-ck when it’s hard
[hook]
yo i’m lazy
too lazy too cook
too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook
and i’m lazy
too lazy to talk so i’mma sit silent with my hand on my c-ck
man i’m lazy
too lazy to rap
too lazy to wipe my -ss after a cr-p
i’m f-cking lazy
and i don’t care why
just sit down get high and let time fly
[verse 2]
yeah young snak never was a happy camper
smelling like them filthy panties in your f-cking hamper
when i was 15 i still wore a pamper
now i’m 26 i’m taking sh-ts on a sampler
got chubby t-ts from mcd-cks and potato chips
i’m too lazy to exfoliate my zits
i’m pretty bad with miniscule tasks
like brushing my chaps and cleaning the crack of my -ss
f-ck it though
i don’t do ch0r-s
don’t hold no doors to impress those wh0r-s
p-b-s grow thick don’t use pit stick
no nutritional intake got me fat and sick
rapping quick, but not this fella
honey in the bubble bath, big sipping a stella
h-lla mistakes i’m a real bad smeller
to lazy to rap to beats or even a capella
[hook]
yo i’m lazy
too lazy too cook
too lazy to write rhymes or even a hook
and i’m lazy
too lazy to talk so i’mma sit silent with my hand on my c-ck
man i’m lazy
too lazy to rap
too lazy to wipe my -ss after a cr-p
i’m f-cking lazy
and i don’t care why
just sit down get high and let time fly
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