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lirik lagu snailmate - the laziest man in the world

behold!
the laziest man in the world

d~mn i’m a pearl
countless bedsores adorn my soul
check it, if you see my corpse walking round it’s a hoax
cause in my head i’m at home

tomes tell of my liquified bones
don’t question it just keep an open mind
and know i’m holed up inside and it’s alright
it’s kinda like summer vacation
well it’s more like mummification
it’s sorta like i’m jason statham
but instead of punching
i’m stuck in the bas~m~nt
yup

and i’ll i’m transporting are snacks to my mouth
all i look forward to is chilling out
all of my memories center around
how much i enjoy becoming one with the couch

don’t tell me not to slouch these shoulders are heavy
weight of the world? more like an early wednesday
wake up at 4 n then turn on the tv
repeat indefinitely
frozen pizza to me is a delicacy

maybe people might say that i am my own worst enemy
i get all tuckered out from not exerting any energy
i prefer to be the middle link in human centipedes
i don’t want to be deciding when it’s time to sh~t n eat
literally anything that isn’t sitting sickens me

i’ll pretend to be asleep when anybody intervenes
my mama wants to say i got a problem naw man
i’m taking after grandma this rocker is awesome
and i ain’t getting up until you toss me off it
and then i’m probably gonna conk out on the carpet

ooooo did i mention?
all this inactivity has given me heightened senses
i can smell a cheeto on the floor like it was incense
i can ignore the doorbell better than anybody ever
got no competitors no natural predators
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no feeling in my legs n no plans of leaving bed at all
n i would eat your disapproval if that sh~t was edible
i said it all before but i’m repetitive i’m
the laziest man in the world

- lirik lagu snailmate

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