lirik lagu smosh - parents suck!
brent: thats it mom, i’m moving out!
billy: me too! love you mom!
the greatest thing ever just happened to me
(you see!) take that, mom, you can’t tell me how to be
i’m livin’ on my own and i’ve got no rules
yeah, i rule my own house and i’ll tell you what i’ll
do (ha!)
first, i’ll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug
then grab a sandwich, eat it b-tt-naked on the rug
all these whack fruit snacks with only five in a
pack…
“only eat one” f–k that! i’ll snack ’til i
yack !
no more parents! no more rules! yeah, nice try, mom,
but i ain’t no fool
no more bath time! no more hugs! and if i feel like it,
i will cr-p on the rug.
no more mommy! no more dad! livin’ on my own; most fun
i’ve ever had
i’m eatin’ cookies for breakfast ’cause i don’t give a
f–k
shoot your squirties in the air and scream parents
suck!
my parents ain’t around to tell me what i can’t say, so
i yell “f–k” “s–t” and “darn” every day.
my parents ain’t around to tell me what to do, so i
leave the door open while i take a big poo
my parents ain’t around to make me mow the lawn,
instead i’ll watch dirty vids with the volume on
my parents ain’t around to say i can’t watch certain
flicks. they won’t let me watch bambi, what a bunch of
d-cks!
no more parents! no more rules! yeah, nice try, mom,
but i ain’t no fool
no more bath time! no more hugs! and if we feel like
it, we will cr-p on the rug.
no more mommy! no more dad! finally i can wear my
sk-nky top that i had
i’m eatin’ shards of gl-ss ’cause i don’t give a f–k!
shoot your squirties in the air and scream parents
suck!
no one to make me clean my room each day of the week
no one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my
cheek
no one to zip my jacket when it’s cold outside
no one to tell me to take my insulin when i’m ’bout to die
no one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
no one to cuddle at night when i’m scared of a mouse
no one to tell me to not take candy from strangers
no one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers
brent: hey mom…
mom: hi son!
brent: …do you think i can move back in?
mom: f–k no!
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