lirik lagu smosh - legend of zelda rap
yeah my name is link, man, i’m more well known than lil
wayne
oh you thought my name was zelda? that’s a f–king
girl’s name!
i’ve saved the world like fifteen times and saved
the princess from demise
and i do it all alone, with no help and no advice
“hey, look, listen” hey, look, listen, you f–king
annoying fairy
i’d rather be forced to listen to constant katy perry
i think it’s time i got some recognition, don’t you
think?
legend of zelda? screw that! legend of link.
———-
’cause he’s the l to the i to the n to the k
wears tights every day, don’t give a d-mn what you say
got bigger b-lls than even evel knievel
and he ain’t gonna stop ’til the world is free of evil
———-
i’ll break all your pots and i best not hear your
b-tchin’
i’ve got the triforce of courage, b-tch! so you better
listen (that’s right)
i’m called bushwhacker and my bank account’s maxed out
got 999 rupees and my leather wallet’s packed now
can’t back down, can’t slack now, the world needs me to
attack now
yet i’m forced to pay out the -ss for these bombs in
castle town
just give me some heart containers and let me spit on
my ocarina
so i can kick that dumb-ss ganon all the way to
argentina
———-
’cause he’s the l to the i to the n to the k
wears tights every day, don’t give a d-mn what you say
got bigger b-lls than even evel knievel
and he ain’t gonna stop ’til the world is free of evil
———-
yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the north pole?
santa’s got a thing for elfs and he’s getting’ his
marriage annulled.
you really think saving the princess will convince me
you’re straight? (ha-ha!)
the “uggs and skirt” fad is so 2008!
oh snap, it’s ganondorf tryin’ to jock on my style
batman’s cape, lincoln’s beard, were you dressed by a
child?
you’re a ginger with no soul and you look like a
f–king troll
isn’t kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit
old?
you think zelda’s stupid enough to get kidnapped so
often?
she runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get
locked in.
yeah, she’s sick of your little deku nuts and your
girly fairy face
l-i-n-k? more like l-i-n-gay.
man, you should’ve been aborted, just like the jersey
sh-r-
it’s a d-mn lie you told about zelda ’cause she loves
my master sword
it’s a shame your whole life’s been a waste trying to
rule hyrule
’cause today will be the day known as “the day you got
schooled”
———-
’cause he’s the l to the i to the n to the k
wears tights every day, don’t give a d-mn what you say
got bigger b-lls than even evel knievel
and he ain’t gonna’ stop ’til the world is free of evil
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