lirik lagu smosh - driver's ed rap
[ian:] uhhhh
high school
[anthony:] driver’s ed
[ian:] i-dog
[anthony:] and a-dizzle
[ian:] teachin people about driving and stuff
[anthony:] yeah, we gettin extra credit for this one
[ian:] jump in my bombdiggity car
let’s do this
[both:] yeah!
[ian:] first make sure that you buckle up your seat belt
cause if you don’t and get in a wreck you will be killed
your body will be in pieces and look all icky
your blood will be all over the place and’ll be real sticky
[anthony:] when a cop pulls you over for speeding
just start peeing
f-f-for the time being
he’ll think that your crazy and run away
or he’ll give you a ticket
make your mom pay
[both:] if you p-ss the test you’re gonna drive a car
and drive around town like a super star
we could go to the mall or laser tag
we can drive with no hands
but we ain’t gonna brag
if you past the test you’re gonna drive a car
if you get a lotta gas you can go real far
to the gym
to work out
on your pecs
so all the ladies can gives you lots of s-x!
[anthony:] i went to compton
some muggers tried to jack me
they pulled out a gun
a-a-and tried to cap me
you should always carry
a weapon in your car
like a bat,
a stapler,
a towel,
or a metal bar
[ian:] a girl once sent me b–bie shots
i liked it a lots
till i hit a mailbox
i drove off the road looking at a breast
and that’s how i failed my first driving test!
[both:] if you p-ss the test you’re gonna drive a car
and drive around town like a super star
we could go to the mall or laser tag
we can drive with no hands
but we ain’t gonna brag
if you past the test you’re gonna drive a car
if you get a lotta gas you can go real far
to the gym
to work out
on your pecs
so all the ladies can gives you lots of s-x!
[anthony:] don’t you ever flip and try to ghost ride your whip
cause you just might trip
yeah, and have a nip slip, uh
flip on your hip
bit the tip of a chip
take a road trip and skinny dip
on a cruise ship
[ian:] always look both ways on a street
unless you wanna get beat
by a car
it’ll run you over
and drag your body real far
then no one will like you
just like jar-jar
[anthony:] so that’s how you drive an automobile
that’s all you need to know, so grab the wheel
quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom
[both:] because driving yourself
is the bomb!
driver’s ed!
b-tch!
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