a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

lirik lagu smoked out battle league - stevie p vs caustic

[round 1: caustic]
what’s up b.c.?
what’s goodie withe the folks?
said sh-t i’m looking good, tell the camera man to get up good and close
you see my opponent over here? see he thought i took him as a joke
so now i gotta cook him on the low
but it’s smoked out battles, right? so i ain’t leaving without putting on a show
besides i’m from oakland, this ain’t my first time seeing hookers on the pole
said, so let me show him ’bout who caustic be
honestly, my almighty american dollar will dominate your whole economy
you’re a polite battle rapper, i don’t understand your policy
i mean you’re so f-cking canadian we’re battling in a town that’s named after an apology
surrey, surrey
now everybody’s watching me cause i’m breaking down his genome
i mean me versus you i feel like i’m playing with a cheat code
i mean side by side comparisons, basically i’m debo
cause i’m better then them (denim) all around like canadian tuxedo
i met your girl at the barbecue, right? keep her the f-ck away from me bro
she was staring at me like i was stimulating her libido
i mean, when it comes to p-ssy you’re as native as can be bro
i mean she told me you went inside and busted faster than kreative at a casino
i mean i will f-ck your b-tch, but i won’t be happy about it
i mean samantha will be ecstatic but i guess that’s about it
i mean i’ll probably get embarr-ssed and change the subject if anybody asks me about it
i mean honestly i’d probably f-cking k!ll myself if anybody ever found out about it
how do you do it? honestly, like how do you f-ck that b-tch?
like, i’m sorry, i’m not understanding
i mean, i’m sorry i have to say this cause i’m a f-cking savage
but your girl looks like she just ate a f-cking mustard sandwich
i mean, that chick? that chick’s your lover?
look you done f-cked around and catfished each other
i mean like, how did you even get her?
i mean he probably walked up on her like, “what’s up? i’m steven pepper
you’re a greasy heifer, i look like a piece of leather. we should leave together.”
i mean at least it’s a f-cking hole you can stick your d-ck in for the rest of your life as long as you feed and dress her
i mean it works out she’s gross, you’re gross, honestly i think this could be forever
that’s one homie, let’s go

[round 1: stevie p]
you wanna talk about my girl and all this?
but you probably have a small d-ck
and i’m not the one who showed up with a bald chick
yo, first things first, i’d like to thank this awesome scene and anyone who sponsored me
now honestly it mean a lot to me but losing to this insecure b-tch in war? is the only cost i see
wait, caustic/cost i see, oh f-ck we may have dropped a bag like doing valiums on a shopping spree
but now you in my hood, knocking on a griffin’s door (gryffindor) and i ain’t talking harry potter’s team
half beast half bird of prey, rip apart your vertebrae
perfect aim curtains stained you gon’ f-cking learn today
been a cl-ssic; purple rain
something you can’t impersonate
rounds been fire like burning flames in a hurricane
speaking of fire…that’s what you used to be
til you stop dropped and rolled and dropped like a domino
you went from “on the go” to “geronimo”
pat benatar b-tch, you hit with your best shot long ago
it’s safe to say you paved the way on using personals that’s pretty evident, right?
you got the most pathetic of lifes
up here dry snitching on people like jefferson price
mr. i think n-body in washington got connections for whites
so i pack my -ss full of c-ke on the most domestic of flights
what? you a veteran right? so i’m supposed to give you respect in a fight?
i’m a dodge dart homie from day one i ain’t ever been nice
you the feminine type
and all those views and promos got your ego through the roof and your wig swelled
but we all know our alphabet and after a bigg k comes a big l
you crossed the line in that battle, had second thoughts and decided to switch
it’s funny it was his dead friend you defaced, yet you’re the one that cried like a b-tch
he rapped about you pet for a whole round and was still some how beating ya -ss
i bet you went home and gave that dweeb of a cat the cold shoulder for a f-cking week and a half
and those bigg k drop kicks? it’s something you actually fear
you can’t even watch soccer or football without shedding half of a tear
it’s f-cking actually weird
and the reason that you’re grumpy and distant mixed with the fact that your parents never gave you the love you were missing
and you never got nothing for christmas
and all you ever wanted was a teddy bear just to hug for a minute and maybe your whole demeanor would’ve been loving and different
too bad that thing never f-cking existed
or maybe you might’ve smiled once in awhile
instead of getting up here and acting like an ungrateful c-nt of a child

[round 2: caustic]
now i know, there’s a couple people in here that think i should probably be the king of the dot champ now
ahh, i kinda f-cked that up, then i cancelled on blackout
so i feel like, you know, i kinda let my fans down
but i’m back now
battling in a bar…in surrey, with tsn playing in the background
i feel like a champ now
i mean, y’all really hyping him up like he’s a k!ller
but all the sh-t i hear to me is he’s a beginner
i mean, i hate to break it to you but in caustic’s book you’re not a winner
honestly i’m surprised you’re even here i thought you would’ve been carrying around tiki torches in chancellorsville virginia
i mean so show me where steve’s at
i show up just to break a couple of knee caps
i could get you smoked for a couple of weed sacks
you better not get in my face pepper you ain’t nothing to sneeze at
i mean, i came a long way just to tell you “you suck”
and i heard you make a lot of money but based on your outfit you need to get your revenue up
you make one false move and i’m f-cking f’ing you up
and by the way i googled “the world’s hottest peppers”, sh-t didn’t even mention you once
see you’re a lot like me but you’re just not as clever
and now that we’re side by side you can tell that overall i’m better
so i’m gonna do you a favor
i’m gonna do one 90’s bar that’ll tie it all together
this is ’bout to be that shoop, shoop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop
y’all know what that is? that’s me -ssaulting pepper (salt-n-pepper)
i said y’all don’t even understand that sh-t
see honestly y’all i don’t even need good bars to lay steven to rest
i feel like i’m walking home drunk from the bar the way i got p/pee on defense (da fence)
i mean, i don’t f-ck with you bro
you are extra white
my style’s outta this world, they might have to extradite
i mean dude, you make one f-cking wrong move then i will f-cking end your life
i got blood homies that used to blast for me that’s red shirt mike
so, you know, i got a good memory bro
and i gotta talk to you steven
we had a conversation on facebook awhile ago, do you remember that?
i made you a promise, and that’s a promise that i intend on keeping
so just to show you that i’m a good guy and i’m nice with raps
it’s time bro, i’m gonna f-cking sign your hat
c’mon bro

[stevie p] no. no
[caustic] you’re not gonna let me sign your hat?
[stevie p] nooo!

[caustic]
you little sh-thead
see online you was acting like a c-cky cat
so f-ck this dude, for the rest of my round i’m officially doing autographs
so check this sh-t out, you bring your sh-t to the ring and it’s getting signed on the spot
let that be a lesson to you steve that’s how you shine off the top
i gotta skip the grizzlies to try to sign some t-tties and i ain’t even mad or hating
but honestly this is the first time i’ve ever signed anybody’s imagination

{caustic actually signs some t-tties and three fan’s hats}

hey kreative, you’re pretty creative, you wanna see a name flip?

[kreative] yes

{caustic flips his hat}

[caustic]
boom, there you go, bang b-tch
so yo, it’s okay, i just showed yo’ -ss some light
and that’s a lesson on what the f-ck having fans is like

[round 2: stevie p]
the diagnostics? you dying caustic
i mean you act like a tough guy but lets be kind of honest
we don’t know if your real or not like unidentified flying objects
you haven’t battled in a year? good, you should probably try it a lot less
cause i just beat lil’ g and now i feel like my d is the size of a lochness
you don’t wanna p-ssing contest i’m god blessed
guaranteed to leave your moms wet
have her feeling like the furnace on and there’s toys everywhere… that’s a hot mess
get her thoughts stretched till i grab her legs and open them
play that p-ssy like harmonica all you hear from the room is the tune from on the road again
any women in your family? i’m boning them
i got my whole head and half my shoulder in
that cave was cold and dim but i used the cl-toris as a rope and started indiana jones-ing ’em
i landed on a loose brick and the walls started closing in
i thought my hope was slim, until she squirted and i split the sea/c like moses did
after your king of the dot t-tle match, you said you where gonna retire, you should of actually did it
cause now your in surrey, bc battling me and it looks like your career is actually finished
you say you’re only here for the cash and you rap for the b-tches
but all i see’s a b-tch rapping so shut the f-ck up and get back to the dishes
that sh-t you rap about i actually live it
so i don’t give a f-ck if you from oakland’s bay
or if you won seventeen straight you couldn’t win when it mattered like the oakland a’s
i bet your sheets got scr-t-m stains from jerking off to listening to house of pain
you’re slow and lame, just a b-tch making a living throwing shade your nick name should be “lois lane”
this funkee h-m-sapien’s been telling
and to see that i don’t need hieroglyphics or slide show image
this is pyrotechnics mixed with cryogenics
the left’s fire but the right got an ice cold finish
so f-ck you and your giant nose
that sh-t is long and as wide as rocket
i bet you can sniff bar j’s c-ke from inside of his pocket
f-ck you snuffleupagus, that nose is humongous
i bet you can f-cking smell sound
but that’s a lot of work ground to cover so we’ll get to that sh-t in the next round

[round 3: caustic]
well you know guys i don’t really know what’s left to tell this steven pepper nerd
besides the fact you probably make the worst f-cking music i’ve ever heard

[stevie p]
at least you listened

[caustic]
well i did listen and honestly your music sounds like how bad v-g-n- smells
i mean the worst part about it is you didn’t even do it by yourself
i don’t know why you think that adding that guy would help
i mean, will steven pepper make it in the music industry?
only time will tell
but at least you’re reaching for the stars, unfortunately they’re under orion’s belt
all you do is multi’s it’s boring, that’s why you’ve never progressed as an artist
i mean your f-cking style’s ten year’s old like most of your s-xual partners
i mean honestly, this battle’s crazy, sh-t’s getting r-t-rded
cause steven’s so f-cking seasoned even his checks are getting garnished
so you know, doing the same sh-t for ten years i mean, that’s kind of a bad equasion
you know what else you shouldn’t do for ten f-cking years? tax evasion
i mean this is what happens when the government doesn’t have your statements
now you have to spend the rest of your days giving those f-ggots f-cking half your wages
and you know, the sad part about it is, you did it to yourself, dawg that’s masturbation
the rest of your days are gonna be f-cking audits and affidavits
i mean, honest i’ve- 10 bucks says that he family f-cking hates him
cause you gave them the same future as a f-cking cancer patient
so let me break this down and see if it makes any sense
the last time you did your taxes and paid any debts
anna nicole smith was still taking her meds and brittany spears was somewhere f-cking shaving her head
so, yo it’s like you don’t got any sense
i mean you make a lot of money but you have to give it all back, i’m not really impressed
i mean, you made 100,00
100,000 dollars?
you could’ve sent a couple brown kids through college
i mean, i mean, it doesn’t make any sense
i mean you gotta give it all back so i’m not really impressed
i don’t even know what the f-ck did you spend the money on? the next ahat washington event?
talk that sh-t, i ain’t even trying to stress this f-ggot
and ah, you know i’m sure you’re a good guy and everything
but personally i don’t believe in second chances
and whatever happens, the moral of the story you should take from this battle is
the only thing certain in life is death and taxes

[round 3: stevie p]
i don’t think you know what a bankruptcy is
but that sh-t is pretty funny b
don’t do tax evasion unless you wanna free 200 g’s

[caustic]
that isn’t how it works

[stevie p]
it is. you go bankrupt you don’t owe the bank money anymore

you left your f-cking dignity somewhere on a stage in toronto, you should probably look around and find it
cause that nose is mountain sized b-tch so it’s only right i got a list of sh-t that you can find inside it
secret bunkers…where you can watch people suffer
like the two feeble brothers who beat each other with a piece of lumber
i seen your mother, she was preheating supper and even f-cked her while listening to sh-tty eagles covers
there’s cheesies, rubbers, peanut b-tter
there’s unused streets and tunnels you could travel that sh-t for six weeks of summer
there’s bilderberg’s and jesus lovers who meet each other in the deepest unders
b-tch i bet when you sneeze it thunders
old mc p-n-s pumper needs a fortune teller to see a profit
while i swim in money that’s a sea of profit
you been tapped for flow; leaky faucets
that’s why we on different evolutions like eevee’s options
everyone hates you ray romano
this is my reservoir dog, mr. blonde the blade will take a lot bro
i’ve been chilling like great gazpacho while y’all blind to the fact this jerk’s chicken like jamaican tacos
you gotta chip on your shoulder like your mad at the globe
p-ssed off from all the after schools that you dad wasn’t home
or the fact that your parents left you with your pastor alone
now you can’t show emotion like you took an acting cl-ss from stallone
if i had your f-cking life i would’ve k!lled myself yesterday
what the f-ck are you doing?
you tried to clown me for my views, wow 8 million more people watched you suck as a human
this utterly useless stupid ogre is the reason we put “don’t feed the bears” on zoo enclosures
you have a putrid odor and when the doctor first brought you out to show your parents they asked if they could do it over
and that’s the reason this b-tch is a mark
f-ck a shot i let off a whole clip in the dark
what you fixing to start? you’ll be missing some parts
have your whole battle world watching your battles talking ’bout what you did for the art
i don;t break down rappers, i f-cking pick ’em apart
you’re lucky i didn’t say this vet loser is a meth user
but eh, you show up for the battle so congratulations you’re a better person then lexx luthor
now i said some sh-t in this battle that got this nut stain wiling
and i just took out a ‘vet and i ain’t even f-cking sunday driving

- lirik lagu smoked out battle league

Lirik lagu lainnya:

LIRIK YANG LAGI HITS MINGGU INI