lirik lagu smg4 - war of the fat italians 2019 rap battle
[intro: x]
alright, you guys
i think you two insulting each other is overrated
so instead, we’re going to have a nice sing-along together while we’ll be complementing each other on our game sk!lls, okay? (3,2,1)
[verse 1: smg4, mario]
games with mario? yeah, i’ll rather quit
actually, he’ll do that when we play wii fit
y’know what, let’s sit back and watch him rage
as he spams his move and falls offstage
bro, your fps flair is just a joke
you trying to aim is like having a stroke
how about mario kart? what do your reckon?
because when you play with me, you won’t survive a second
[bridge: x, mario, smg4]
okay, this isn’t really working, it seems
discuss co-op games, work together as a team
if that’s going to happen, i don’t want to be alive
i brought poison for two
woohoo, hi-five!
[verse 2: smg4, mario]
you know, i’m happy that games keep you at home
or else you might give someone your third chromosome
it’s good that you play games with lots of dating
’cause if you tried the real thing, you’d never see it coming
[dance break]
[bridge: x]
okay, this is becoming more of a mess
how about animal crossing to relieve some stress?
[verse 3: smg4, mario]
all the poor villagers would lose all their sanity
as they’d have to endure this crime against humanity
mario’s more suited for the world of splatoon
where he can roll around in paint and eat paint like a goon
the simple answer is: your iq is draining
just stick with dr. kawashima’s brain training
bro, why do you think you’ll be taken so seriously?
when, honestly, your face looks like an earthbound enemy
you talk down all lowly but play games to slowly
that’s why all the princesses want mario’s ravioli
sure, have fun in your cute game of pokémon
but try anything else, you’re gonna get dunked on
[bridge: x]
this is so frustrating, why all this hating?
is there seriously no game that’ll stop your debating?
[verse 4}
bob: you need a game with lots of uzis
boopkins: no, no, a game with waifu b00bies
axol: a drawing game will help you be more inclined
show your drawing sk!lls, and, wait, nevermind
shroomy: be sure to take breaks in interval, guys
playing games too long can strain your eyes
saiko: 싸우는 게임을해야 해 서로의 피부를 찢어 라!
기다림, 실제로 참여하겠습니다
luigi: i know you two are feeling uneasy
that’s why you should play games with more luigi
smg4&mario: no
[verse 5: smg4, mario]
mario, just go home, all you do is annoy
while i’m the switch, you’re the virtual boy
mr. game and watch, show us the score
mario, smg4
i’m sorry, bro, i know you want more
but don’t be salty about your beaten highscore
stop being a child, go put on your big trousers
mario’s gonna win, so long g-y bowser
[verse 6: x, mario, smg4]
you guys got ten seconds to compliment each other
or i’m going to be making you scream for your mother
hey, man, what’s with all this s-ss?
yeah, dude, what got up your -ss?
activate instant k!ll mode
oh god, mario, i’m sorry for talking smack
you too, uh, i think you make a great snack
(explosion)
[outro]
game over, yeah!
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