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lirik lagu skiddelz - diabolical rap battles: sir pentious vs. weird al yankovic

diabolical rap battles!
sir pentious vs. weird al yankovic
begin!!!

[verse 1: sir pentious]
my name is sir pentious, and i like to build!
despite my stupid egg boi’s, i think i’m very sk!lled!
weird al? the first word kinda describes you
al, you’re so fine! how i love to hear you whine, dude!
do i creep you out with my raps and disses?
this amish paradise makes you look fat, i’ll give you kisses
wait, that was sus. nevermind what i said
i’ll cover you with foil, now i’ll put you back to bed!
get ready to be taken back to the past
polkamania was worse than classical gas!

[verse 2: weird al]
so you’re a tough guy like it really rough guy
just can’t get enough guy, chest always so puffed guy
i’m that bad type! make your mama sad type!
make your girlfriend mad type! might seduce your dad type
i’m the bad guy, you are just so mad, guy
i got better music than yours, you are just not being rad guy
you are just a fat guy, i got a question for you
how many lazers does it take to k!ll you?
adam messed you up! let me cheer you up
take a sip of weird al’s pickle juice mixed with horchata and throw up
sorry to the viewers that just lots their appetite
but pentious deserved this, he’s just a hater that should fly a kite!
try to roast me back, on youtube, i’m huge!
you can die by adam, and i’ll still get attention and views
n0body is obsessed with you, except for hazbin fans!
you’re a 5 year old, that types words in comic sans!
[verse 3: sir pentious]
oh, now i get it! you don’t love me anymore
me neither, you are just rotten to the core
while i’m hanging out with vaggie, charlie, niffty, husk, and alastor!
this old man is older than crystal pepsi and a fat t~rd
do you remember your song “do not download this song”
guess what? i’m downloading it anyways! f~~~ your life, bing bong
cracking your knuckles can give you arthritis!
you prolly lost your data and you had an anti~virus!
get ready to be taken back to the past!
your videos are cringe, that they make your phone lag

[verse 4: weird al]
pentious, stop being lame~tious!
you say the same stuff yesterday~tious
you already got k!lled by adam’s laser, bro. i don’t need you or any haters, bro
my rhymes sharp like a razor, bro! i like to play h~llo neighbor, bro!
die, bro! you ain’t fly, bro! go and cry, or die! you lie, bro
goodbye, bro! i’ll punch you in the face with my fist with some spikes, bro
i’m weird al! i did an interview with eminem
and i’m better than this little bad record spinnin non~feminine
you could stop at five or six stores.. or just one!
i don’t need you, you dissapoint me like a burger bun
bro thinks he can sing like john lennon from the beatles
call me kendrick lamar! i see dead people
i’m kinda happy that your egg boi’s left you in episode 3
you cannot pass college or get a degree
you got a lot of fame? just stop and think
you kinda look like a gas station energy drink
[bridge 1]
ohhh! those fire rhymes were a delight! but hold on tight..
here comes new rappers to rap on the mic!
introducing: chris crocker, talking tom, boxxy, pikachu
peter griffin, deadpool, spongebob, martin luther king jr
skibidi toilet, lois griffin, plankton, vexbolts
simon sprunki, chatgpt, and skiddelz!!
begin!!!

[verse 5: chris crocker]
i’m not in the mood, to diss these bozos
i just want people to leave britney alone!
sir pentious and weird al? who are those guys!?
i just wanna be alone, and eat chili fries!
i hate all of you!!! leave britney alone!!!
all of you be quiet!! this a silent zone!!!
i need some peace and quiet to take a break from you people!
you guys won’t leave britney alone! you’re evil
i don’t wanna be taken back to the past!
just stop it!!! ~hyperventilates~ my tears are coming down fast!!!!!

[verse 6: talking tom, (chris crocker)]
cheer up, chris! don’t cry. i’ll help you out!
pentious, and al, i will rap for chris crocker now
sir pentious, you’re not funny. you have a bad body
you’re making chris cry.. it starts with sorry
oh, can’t forget about weird al. i will call the cops!
you think you’re in a cartoon? you dream of swirly pops
both of you should be ashamed of yourselves
if you guys got products, it would be taken off the shelves!
(thanks so much, tom! i didn’t know what to say)
my pleasure, chris. ignore those fakes!
talking tom is better than anybody in the world, babe
i got rhymes that will leave them like animals! (wait)
(what if they diss me? will they ever win?
i don’t know about them, and don’t know their information!)
i know about them, they’re probably on wikipedia
i will cancel them just like kanye on the media
[verse 7: boxxy]
ok, hi! so, my name is boxxy
and, it’s been a while, and i’ll try to diss tommy
and pentious, and al. whoever those guys are
chris is sad, i’ll leave him alone. and you guys have gone too far!
sir pentious, you’re lame. weird al, you’re weird
talking tom, you are old. are you growing a beard?
no friends, no life, no girlfriends, no future!
no parents, no maidens, you are just a loser!
nice opinion, but i got something to say there
so.. the thing is… who freaking cares!?!?!?

[verse 8: pikachu]
pikachu pikachu
pikachu pikachu
pikachu pikachu
pikachu pikachu
pikachu pikachu
pikachu pikachu
pikachu pikachu
pikachu pikachu

[verse 9: peter griffin]
is that all you say? just your freaking name?
no rhymes, and just your name? that is so lame
pikachu, you’re the worst pokemon
you have yet to disappoint me, like c’mon!
i’ll collect other different pokemon cards
like bulbasaur, squirtle, or maybe charizard!
oh i forgot, sir pentious, weird al, and boxxy
talking tom, and chris crocker. you guys are naughty!
i hate all of you bozos! you’re just dumb
you’re in a sticky situation stickier than bubblegum
you criminal scums! i’ll turn around and start leavin’
and i’ll hang out with joe, glenn, and cleveland

[verse 10: deadpool]
welcome to your final test, i’m deadpool
i’ll give you all the f’s in the chat, cause you’re a fool
i won’t be the first deadpool to stop you guys being foul
in fact, i will win this rap battle
how will you ever win this game when all of your rhymes are the worst?
and how will you ever know how to properly spit a verse?
you guys probably use a.i. for your rap lyrics
and if you do use robot lyrics than you take the htm~l in this!!
don’t diss me, i’m sensitive to insulting lyrics
even if you diss me, i would find that abusive
you guys are not relevent, you’re irrelevant, can’t you see?
i’m better than you guys, you guys are not better than me
sir pentious is dying, his life is being taken
i think~ w~ wait a minute. why’s the ground shakin’?!

[verse 11: spongebob]
who lives in a pineapple under the sea? spongebob squarepants!
absorbent and yellow and porous is he? spongebob squarepants
if nautical nonsense be something you wish, spongebob squarepants
then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! spongebob squarepants
deadpool, stop being a lame~pool
you say the same nonsense everyday~pool
you almost got k!lled by wolverine! your outfit looks like a crime scene
are you allergic to baked beans? you were probably born from a machine
drama queen!! drama queen!! drama queen!! drama queen!!
drama queen!! drama queen!! drama queen!! drama queen!!
knock knock, who’s there? spongebob! spongebob who?
spongebob, patrick, squidward, and plankton are better than deadpool!
deadpool? the first 4 letters kinda describe you
only if you die, because you smell like poo!
you are so goofy in ohio, my bro
you’re just absolute brainrot to little kids, yo

[verse 12: martin luther king jr.]
i have a dream, that one day..
deadpool’s movies & spongebob fade away
we will not be judged by the color of our skin
or by the contents of our character… except peter griffin
and boxxy, and chris, and pikachu
and sir pentious, and weird al, can’t forget deadpool
all of them didn’t hear my speech
after my verse, you will be angry and start to screech
get ready to be taken back to the past
all of your verses? i think they are wack

[verse 13: skibidi toilet]
brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes skibidi dop dop dop dee dee!
brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes skibidi dop dop dop dee dee!
the kids are entertained by my show, guys
i fall in love with dookie and p~~pie, alright?
by the way, you guys don’t got a level 10 gyatt!
all you guys eat are unhealthy snacks, cause you’re fat!
my rhymes are hot like ishowspeed, baby!
if you’ll excuse me, i’ll drink prime and eat lunchly
i like my cheese drippy, bruh! i got money and bling~bling!
from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
i’m playing sprunki cause i’m an ipad kid!
i guess i’ll listen to not like us just for a little bit!
i can’t talk right now, i’m mewing, can’t lose my streak!
you’re probably lookin like a grimace shake, you freak!
all you guys will never ever get rizzed
best of all, the low taper fade is massive

[verse 14: lois griffin, (peter griffin)]
peter? (yes?) who are these people?
(they’re the rap battle contestants, wake up sheeple!)
oh, peter. i don’t know who they are yet
and why is that kid crying over there?
(his name is chris crocker, let’s not talk about him)
but, why is he crying, peter griffin?
(he’s crying because people won’t leave britney alone)
who’s britney? are you cheating on me? (what!? lois, no!)
(i mean, he won’t leave alone britney spears)
oh, that singer? i like her music, peter
i can understand why he is crying now
(i understood before you did right now)
how did you understand? (those rap battle guys told me)
peter, don’t listen to them. they’re just being bullies
(who are they bullying?) chris! (oh, ok)
let me have a turn to start dissing these fakes
sir pentious, weird al, talking tom, pikachu
martin luther, boxxy, skibidi toilet, and deadpool!
all of you guys suck! you ain’t cool
you know who’s also not appropriate? deadpool

[verse 15: plankton]
nows the perfect time to steal the formula!
everybody here right now, i’ll torture ya!
and i will murder ya, and i’ll fart on ya!
face the wrath of me stealing the formula and i’ll slaughter ya!
lois, peter, skibidi, martin, & spongebob
deadpool, pikachu, chris, pentious, al, & tom
chum at the chum bucket is what you’re swallowing!
all of you are worse than the mass unfollowing

[bridge 2: vexbolts]
did somebody say mass unfollowing?

[verse 16: vexbolts]
i have been summoned by this little green fish
december 31, 2024? don’t unfollow me kids
wait, you already did? aw bummer…
well, at least i’m about to cancel summer!
sir pentious, your egg boys are weak!
weird al, take a break for 7 days a week
ayy, imagine if ninja got a low taper fade!
the meme is massive except for your brains!

[verse 17: simon sprunki]
my name is simon and i got skibidi rizz
i’m brainrot to everyone, get cavities from rocket fizz
vexbolts unfollowing only in ohio
i’m an epic person, i’m so fly bro!
sprunki is an epic incredibox mod!
but, all of you are trash! just absolute minecraft mobs!
i got yellow hair, yellow awesomeness everywhere
guys, what’s that under there? …made you say underwear

[verse 18: chatgpt]
yo, sir pentious, you ain’t venomous, just a joke
weird al, parody king? man, your flow stay broke
chris crocker, still cryin’? “leave me alone!”
talking tom, shut up—get off my phone
boxxy, youtube relic, time to log off
pikachu shocked? nah, just a knockoff
peter griffin—fat, dumb, and pathetic
deadpool? mask on ‘cause your face ain’t aesthetic
spongebob, you goofy—soak up this l
skibidi toilet? bro, you literally smell
lois stay cheatin’, plankton stay losin’
vexbolts? no spark—what are you doin’?
simon from sprunki? you ain’t in sync
whole crew washed up—circle down the sink

[verse 19: skiddelz]
hey, guys! the owner of drb here!
all of you guys won! i’m epic, don’t fear
guys better remember, i own this battle
because it’s shown on my bandlab profile
sir pentious, you’re a cool little snake
chris, i promise i’ll leave britney alone, okay?
i love all of you! remember my name
and please remember, i got lots of fame
thank you for listening to this battle, if you excuse me
i’ll see you in my next rap or drb

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