
lirik lagu skiddelz - diabolical rap battles: crucified vs. twista
[intro: crucified]
yo, it’s your boy crucified in the building!
2 fastest rappers in a single rap battle!
yo, let’s go i’m better then twista
cuz i rap fasta
[verse 1: crucified]
twista ain’t a mister! he a sister, he ain’t better! i am better! he should go and eat some b~tter like right about now!
keep your hands up, get ’em in the sky for the homies that didn’t make it and my folks locked down!
i am rapping really fast! call it a verbal attack! your rhymes are wack! get off the track, you spaz! go back to the rack
i’m white and your black! your life matters but that fast rapping is not better than minе, jack!
there are tеn million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe
your mommy took the friggin ugly ones and put them into one fast rapping wannabe nerd
i can rap faster than you, watch this! i’ll give you a small demonstration to you:
uh, summa~lumma, dooma~lumma, you assumin’ i’m a human
what i gotta do to get it through to you? i’m superhuman
innovative and i’m made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin’ off of me and it’ll glue to you
i am faster than lil pump, eminem, criss cross, twisted insane, rebel xd!
every single lady in this earth, galaxy, and especially the universe do not find you s~xy!
get ready to be taken back to the past where all the rappers were never wack!
you are gonna get kicked, not in the privates but your booty, spaz!
[verse 2: twista]
’cause i’m feelin’ like i’m runnin’ and i’m feelin’ like i gotta get away, get away, get away
better know that i don’t and i won’t ever stop, cause you know i gotta win everyday~day (go)
see, they really really wanna pop me, just know that you will never flop me
and i know that i can be a little c~cky… you ain’t never gonna stop me
every time i come, a homie gotta set it, then i gotta go, and then i gotta get it
then i gotta blow, and then i gotta show that any little thing a homie think that he be doin’ (ooh~ooh)
’cause it doesn’t matter, ’cause i’m gonna da~da~da~da
then i’m gonna murder everything and anything, a ba~da~boom, a ba~da~bing, i gotta do a lotta things
that make it clearer to a couple brothass that i always win, and then i gotta get it again and again and then again
i’m seriously gonna punch you so hard, that you will never ever be able to walk again
i got all my buddies! lil pump, eminem, twisted insane, rebel xd, gawne, and more, man!
flippity skibidi wippy flipity bib! i got the shippity bibbity dibbity rippity bib!
i got the shaha heehee haha heehee flippy chib cheewa hippity skippity hippity wippity bib
that is what you sound like, you’re just speaking gibberish and not real words in your rap songs!
in this battle i will beat you up so hard that your lifespan won’t last really long
i’ll leave you like the guy in the coffin inside the coffin dance! you know about hiphop but do not know edm or trance
why don’t you go to france! you don’t stand a chance. i will look into your search history, my first glance!
i will now mock you again like i did last time, but this time, it will hopefully defeat you so hard
that you will never ever be able to rap again in your life and just live your life drinking mustard
bubbudy shuh, squibbidy huh, welchikoowa doowib badoowah igowallah shubbidy flubber wibber mcwimpermybub
bubadubadubabudabudabuda skoopa mcgillicudy flooba derpy kirby flerpy dorky nub
[verse 3: crucified]
you’re insane in the membrane, insane in the brain! i will make you feel so much pain that you will have no name! you don’t got fame, two can play at that game, you’re lame! do not come near me if you don’t like pain
all your friends went to dave & busters, didn’t tell you about it, and you found out about it 2 weeks later. and when you confronted them, they said nothing and removed you from a group chat, and never started talking to you again
fill ’em with the venom and eliminate ’em. other words, i minute maid ’em. i don’t wanna hurt ’em, but i did, i’m in a fit of rage! i’m murderin’ again, n0body will evade! i’m finna k!ll ’em and dump all their bodies in the lake
obliterating everything, incinerate a renegade, i’m here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid! but, n0body really wants it, but they’re just going to get it anyway! twista better not do any more rapping again
you need to calm down, you are so old! i will call over the retirement home and they’re gonna send you there, and you’re gonna start to mold and we will all get you a wheelchair, brah!
you bark like a dog, you’re a slob and you sleep on the job. you got fame brah? just please stop! stop the cap, cause you’re makin’ me sob. let me mock you: goobidy stoobidy flooby tooby mingy dob
do you think you’re the real slim shady? or maybe you’re just imitating a baby. and do you got rabies just so you can hate me? ok, but if you’re tryna replace me, you must be insane~y tom brady?
today may be the day he: and when i say “he” i mean twista will retire rapping and take care of babies every day~yee in the daycare center daily! you’re definitly not living your life til you’re eighty or one hundred eighty
[verse 4: twista]
i am twista! yes, i’m the real twista! all of you other twista’s are just being hater’s! won’t the real twista please stand up? please stand up? please stand up? i am twista! yes, i’m the real twista! all of you other twista’s are just being hater’s! won’t the real twista please stand up? please stand up? please stand up?
’cause i’m beginnin’ to feel like i’m mentally ill! i’m attila, k!ll or be k!lled, i’m a k!ller bee, the vanilla gorilla! you’re bringin’ the k!ller within me outta me! you don’t wanna be the enemy of the demon who entered me! and be on the receivin’ end of me, what stupidity it’d be every bit of me’s the epitome of a spitter
when i’m in the vicinity, sucker, you better duck, or you finna be dead the minute you run into me. a hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me! i’m ’bout to finish you, kid, i’m unfadable! you wanna battle? i’m available, i’m blowin’ up like an inflatable! i’m undebatable, i’m unavoidable, i’m unevadable
trigger happy, pack heat, but it’s black ink! evil half of the bad meets evil, that means take a back seat, take it back to fat beats with a maxi single. look at my rap sheet, what attracts these people! is my gangsta like apache with a catchy jingle i stack chips, you barely got a half~eaten cheeto
uh, summa~lumma, dooma~lumma, you assumin’ i’m a human! what i gotta do to get it through to you? i’m superhuman! innovative, and i’m made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin’ off of me and it’ll glue to you i’m devastating, more than ever demonstrating
how to give a blown away audience a feeling like it’s levitating! never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting! for the day that they can say i fell off, they’ll be celebrating, ’cause i know the way to get ’em motivated! i make elevating music, you make elevator music, stupid crucified baby!
turn this tv off, turn this tv off! you are really dumb! now i will mock you once again: liwa lowa shewa kiwa gibidi bab i got the kiwi wippy neena weena beetabooga! my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on my sweater already, mom’s spaghetti, i’m calm and ready!
i don’t know what else to say, so i’ll just say ‘etty’ rhymes. spaghetti, sweaty, jetty, machete, confetti, yeti, already, ready, steady, eddie, teddy, freddy, belly, betsy, chevy, empty, contrary, larry, jenny, jesse, bury, again he, kelly, canary, ellie, heavy, any, hold on to me because i’m a little unsteady!
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