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lirik lagu secret clubhouse - square peg in a round hole

[verse 1]
well i was no years old
a couple hours alive
when they strapped me to a chair
and put my d~ck to a knife
and what happened next isn’t perfectly clear
but they got a little extra with the edge of the shear

[verse 2]
and when the lawsuits were settled
and my [?] closed up
my mom switched religions
and my dad bought a truck
and i survived the ordeal
with most my member intact
but i had a square~shaped bell end
and a cuboid shaft

[pre~chorus]
then i was 17
snеaking ’round in the dark
with a girl from my school
and fooling ’round at the park
and it was all fun and games
so pants camе off from my waist
and i saw a look of horror coming up on her face
she nicked her finger on the edge
and she started to bleed
she jumped six feet backward
and let out a shriek
but i’m a well~rounded guy
save for one little part
so i looked her in the eye
and i spoke from the heart
[chorus]
i said
“call me steve, b~tch
“i got that minecraft d~ck
“voxels up my crotch
“like a thin body brick
“and it goes up like magic
“but don’t be deceived
“i got redstone and pistons in the skin underneath
“yeah, call me steve, b~tch
“before you punch my tree
“c~ck by picasso, an original piece
“and if you’re sizin’ it up
“and wonderin’ if it’ll fit
“you can just multiply the length by the height and the width”

[instrumental]

[pre~chorus]
well i get hard like a diamond
and i’m sharp like a sword
it’s like s~x with a skeleton
or a pig gettin’ gored
yeah, i go into a cavern
and come out with debris
but at least i stick to a pattern
so it looks nice when i leave
if i fall into a portal
and i stay there too long
i’m probably gonna ender
with the edge of my dong
so i’ll be sleepin’ alone
in a twin~sized bed
until i find a square hole that will fit my square peg
[bridge]
’cause she’s gotta be out there somewhere, right
and when i find her
i’m gonna tell her this
i’m sick[?]

[chorus]
“call me steve, b~tch
“i got that minecraft d~ck
“voxels up my crotch
“like a thin body brick
“and it goes up like magic
“but don’t be deceived
“i got redstone and pistons in the skin underneath
“yeah, call me steve, b~tch
“before you punch my tree
“c~ck by picasso, an original piece
“and if you’re sizin’ it up
“and wonderin’ if it’ll fit
“you can just multiply the length by the height and the width”

[instrumental]

[verse 3]
call me steve, b~tch
yeah my last name’s b~tch
and i’m 5’8 and a half
and i got a square~shaped d~ck
and it’s not that weird
so if you think i’m a freak
that’s just a negative image formed by watching p~rnography
call me steve, b~tch
yeah my last name’s b~tch
and i’m 5’8 and a half
and i go to the stall when i p~ss
i understand your apprehension
but don’t leave just yet
i can keep puttin’ on condoms
’till it rounds out the edges

call me steve, b~tch
yeah my last name’s b~tch
and i’m 5’8 and a half
and i thought they all looked like this
i survived the ordeal with most my member attached
but i have a chainmail crotch
and all of my underpants

call me steve b~tch
yeah, goodnight steve b~tch
and i’m 5’8 and a half
roundin’ up to the nearest half inch
i’m a well~rounded guy
save for one little piece
and also i cry whenever i watch the terminator movies

mechanical [?]
your d~ck’s a destroyer
you cook my burrito by wrapping the foil[?]

[outro]
call me steve, b~tch
i got that minecraft d~ck
voxels up my crotch
like a thin body brick
and it goes up like magic
but don’t be deceived
i got redstone and pistons in the skin underneath
yeah, call me steve, b~tch
before you punch my tree
c~ck by picasso, an original piece
and if you’re sizin’ it up
and wonderin’ if it’ll fit
it’s just 3x1x1 cubic inch

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