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lirik lagu schmekel - fondle the tsa agent

[verse 1]
i heard about the pat~downs and i was promised heavy~petting
all the way to jfk i was schvitzing i was fretting
but the officer was hunky and i like a man in uniform
and under that police gear he must be gay as a purple unicorn

[verse 2]
because he told me to spread my legs and stand against the wall
his hand kept moving up my thigh but he didn’t feel any b~lls
so i said “unzip my suitcase and i’ll show you what i’m packing”
but he went and drew his gun and told me to stop yacking

[verse 3]
then i said “i’m sorry officer i wasn’t trying to make you mad”
and i dropped my pants and said “you can go ahead and feel my nads”
but what he saw in front of him was not what he expected
his jaw dropped and his face turn red and his p~n~s got erected

[verse 4]
all that shock and horror made the agent drop his gun
so i decided it was time to have a little fun
i took off his clothes and put on his gloves because i like to play it safe
but i didn’t suck his d~ck cuz i’m a jew and pigs are treyf

[verse 5]
i put his handcuffs on his wrists with his hands behind his back
and took his belt out of his pants and gave his tuches a good whack
you didn’t wanna buy me dinner first and i’m a man with manners
so bend over the x~ray and i’ll put my luggage through your scanner
all the passengers in line were watching it was quite a spectacle
i put my hand between his legs to see what he was hiding in his t~st~cl~s
[verse 6]
now the folks in line behind me wouldn’t miss their flight to kentucky
i moved my hand up further to see what he was hiding in his schmuckie

[verse 7]
my plane was leaving at ten o’clock it was already half past nine
so i left his gun right in his ass and i made my flight on time
when you fly give the tsa agents the love they deserve
after all they work so hard to protect and serve

- lirik lagu schmekel

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