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lirik lagu saturday night live - domingo (vow renewal)

(spoken)
[martin short]
you know, it’s funny

[molly shannon]
do you need a, do you need a kleenex?

[martin]
no, i got it
anyway
when our daughter kelsey told us that she and matt wanted to do a vow renewal
we were a little surprised since they’ve only been married less than a year
but, hey!
what’s another 70 grand at best western?

[molly]
and i just want to say
congratulations, you guys!
drinks for everyone! open bar!

[martin]
i apologize
my wife is doing wet february

[molly]
oh, h~ll yes, i am!
[martin]
anyway
kelsey and matt, you want

[molly]
may, i wanna say
let me take the reins

[martin]
sure. anytime

[molly]
kelsey and matt
may you have a marriage as loving and passionate as daddy and me

[martin]
oh, baby, look at

[molly]
cause you are my love

[martin]
how about you?
oh, wow! what happened there?
what happened there?
[sabrina carpenter]
okay!
weird speech
so, for those of you who don’t know me
i’m sophie, the bride’s childhood bestie
i couldn’t make it to the wedding cause i was unfortunately in prison

[chloe fineman]
you got so skinny in jail, girl!

[sabrina]
i know, right?
i couldn’t eat the food
anyway
i’d love to invite up kelsey’s best friends a.k.a. the kell squad

[the kell squad]
hey! hey everyone!

[heidi gardner]
so, instead of a speech
we’re gonna do something different for y’all
cause we’re a little bit basic, a little bit toxic

[sabrina]
so, as some of you know
we took kelsey to new york city to celebrate the vow renewal
[ego nwodim]
matt said it had to be a day trip
cause he doesn’t trust kelsey on overnights anymore

[andrew dismukes]
guilty as charged
seriously, though
i love strong women

[sarah sherman]
while in new york
we got blackout drunk and went to wicked
so, matt and kelsey
this is for you

[defying gravity]

(sung)
[sabrina]
something has changed within her
she’s ready to commit

[sarah]
she sees something in matthew
that honestly we do not get

[andrew, spoken]
ha~ha!
drag me, ladies

[ego]
she has worked on herself
and matt has gone to the gym

[heidi]
kelsey has made a commitment
so guess what, this just in

[the kell squad]
she swears she’s gonna try monogamy

[sabrina]
she’s finally learned what is

[the kell squad]
monogamy
and we will hold her down

[sabrina]
ohh~ohh~ohhhh

(spoken)
[andrew]
okay
well, that was great
and now the song is over and we will not learn anything else

[ego]
really? cause a lot more happened

[you belong with me]

[martin]
oh, my god! taylor!
she’s doing taylor!

(sung)
[sabrina]
after the show
it’s madame tussauds in times square

[sarah]
there’s a wax keanu reeves
but kelsey doesn’t care

[ego]
it’s clear that kelsey’s mind is elsewhere

(spoken)
[andrew]
what were you thinking about?

[chloe]
shh! my friends are singing!

(sung)
[sarah]
next up, we take a pedicab in central park

[heidi]
kelsey says, “there is a giant hole in my heart”

[sabrina]
she throws a coin into a fountain and then
she whispers “i wish i could be with him”

[the kell squad]
we all know she’s talking ’bout domingo
even though she can’t be with domingo

[sabrina]
she’s in the middle of new york
and she screams to the sky

[marcello hernandez]
but what she’s looking for is this hung latin guy

[marcello & the kell squad]
kelsey cannot live without domingo

[marcello]
so, why are you trying to live without domingo?
baby, he, he

[sabrina]

[marcello & sabrina]
open relationship

(spoken)
[martin & molly]
oh, my god!
hi, domingo!

[marcello]
mamá! papi!
how are the kitchen renovation going?

[andrew]
wait, you guys know domingo?

[martin]
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[molly]
yeah. he was my primary care physician
and, domingo, do you know that you were right?
i do have hashimoto’s

[martin]
she does

[andrew]
god, i can’t believe domingo has had another major life event of mine

[andy samberg]
don’t worry, matt!
we got you!

[the doormats]
sup?

[andy]
yeah
this reception’s lit
as many as you know, we’re matt’s groomsmen, a.k.a. the doormats

[bowen yang]
we took matt on a golf trip to the real city that never sleeps
scottsdale, arizona

[beck bennett]
which is also our hometown

[andy]
and our names!
these are the three scotts and i’m dale!

[bowen, kyle mooney & beck]
scotts…

[andy]
dale!

[kyle]
and let’s just say
to play 18 holes
we needed a little…
espresso

[espresso]

(sung)
[andy]
the groomsmen had a local staycation

[bowen]
cause we’ve been hit hard by inflation

[beck]
and we knew matt needs a break from kelsey

[kyle]
just kidding, kels, your marriage is healthy

[sabrina, spoken]
wait
what even is this song?

[the doormats & sabrina]
now we’re teeing off bombs
slamming down shots

[sabrina]
caddy’s name, ronaldo

[the doormats & sabrina]
take a golf cart to the condo

[andy]
matt invites ronaldo

[beck]
we got to bed
matthew does not

[sabrina]
he’s on a walk with ronaldo

(spoken)
[chloe]
wait, sophie
were you on the guys’ trip?

[sabrina]
oh, well, you know
i’m pretty sick of girls after prison

[chloe]
and i’m sorry, i’m sorry
who is ronaldo?

[andrew]
uh, don’t worry, honey
ronaldo is in my past

[pedro pascal]
matthew, i’m here!

(sung)
[pedro]
hey, matt
hey, hey, matt
came all this way
had to explain
direct from ronaldo
matthew’s my guy
he said he’s not bi
but we did hook up, though

(spoken)
[chloe]
what?! matt!

[marcello]
ronaldo?!

[pedro]
domingo?!

[chloe]
okay, i’m sorry
you two know each other?

[marcello]
of course! we are brothers!

[pedro]
i’m the older brother

[marcello]
and i’m the younger brother

[bad bunny]
and i’m the hot brother

[martin & molly]
hi, santiago!

[chloe]
santiago? wait
mom, dad, how do you know him?

[bad bunny]
well, i did their kitchen renovation
and then i had s~x with the wife

[martin]
how you feeling, santiago?

[molly]
i just love weddings!

(sung)
[marcello, bad bunny & pedro]
hey, matt!
came all this way
had to explain
direct from domingo

[pedro]
word to the wise
if you got a wife

[marcello & bad bunny]
hide them from the three bros

[sabrina]
doming~o~o~o~o~o~o!

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