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lirik lagu sans beanstalk - the sticks

oi
you know how it is, i’m out in the sticks
get a free curry when you do the pub quiz
rocks get kicked
the shop gets nicked
‘cause the kids all bored and the wifi’s sh~t
small roads, big cars all covered in dents
prove i’m hard, l!ck electric fence
new family’s in, so the ogs tense
there’s a bake sale soon
(holy sh~t, is that a black guy?)

i get clipped when you pass by
how come my cat died?
beef with a farmer, oh yeah that’s why
dog hair stacked high
pub bought pad thai
really miss cheddar man, letting out a sad sigh
tinder completed, linda and enid
country air, now a horse has secreted
ponds full of green sh~t
locals are heated
fibre optic like yeovil? don’t need it

welcome to honeycombe valley
where the kids all smoke and they’re wearing a bally
on a bowling green and they’re rolling green
and they’re ducking from the opps and the opps’ called sally
got a facebook group full of weirdos moaning
better in my day
bring back stoning
britain in bloom ‘05, still gloating
you want an extension? you must be joking
farmer with a red face, hide away a bridleway
kids on a hay bale, you’re gonna die today
potholes, council ain’t got the time of day
new orange gaffs though? yes please, right away
my gran’s absolutely terrified of caravans
she met a bloke last week called canavan
and a horse on a roundabout, head in hands
now she’s having a meltdown on whatsapp

yeah, and sue reckons she’s seen tyson fury’s brother being followed around the village by a channel 4 camera crew
yeah, barry’s upset, john’s upset, aled’s fuming
as long as we can get everything together for next week’s annual kicking lumps out of each other while covered in marmite competition we’ll be alright

let’s whack up the bunting
celebrate something
i dunno, maybe the king’s had a dumpling
the birth rate’s tumbling, the council are grumbling
ken’s got a copy of the spare so they dumped him
harvest time, i hope they like beans
takes ten mins to load up five memes
uni’s done, you know what that means
swap charity sweats for extra bright jeans

mate, does anyone have a link for ketamine, but in marlborough?

one bus a day
or you’re whipping in a range
three hours each way to the city on a train
swing by a farm shop ten miles away
electricity banned so the kids can’t play
on the ps5 so they’re out in the rain
making teepees out of sticks and looking at a woodlouse
now kids, come back in, now
especially you, ginger
don’t want anyone thinking you’re a fox
or a scent, apparently

chase cheese through a meadow
a closed down esso
rabbitsfoot lane is the name of the ghetto
not got a tesco
my scarecrow’s the best, though
is it alright to dress it like forsyth? i guess so

oi
pop to the local shop
and they’ve somehow still got a taz in stock
coke bottles but without the tags on top
drop a [?] on a tunnock cos i grabbed the lot
seen a website, now i’m getting lairy~a
advert said milfs active in the area
oi, mum, gran, need a word with the pair of ya
just three women and it’s defo not margaret

i’m never leaving
got a house with a mad low ceiling
half ten and everyone’s sleeping
young farmers soon, i’ll be steaming
i’ll be screaming
i’m never leaving
i’m running through fields with wheat in
somebody please check bill’s breathing
young farmers soon, i’ll be steaming
i’ll be steaming

be steaming, mate
yeah, no it’s just in… blackpool, weirdly, yeah
yeah, scott mills is gonna be there
and about a thousand 14~year~olds just absolutely battered… so that’s good

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