lirik lagu sam kinison - sexual diaries
they got us, man, they f~cking got us. you might as well have a trigger on it, ladies, because we do what you say. women should just reach in their panties and go, “chk~chk, is this what you want? let’s go. come on. hmm. i think this is what we were talking about, right? the p~ssy. let’s go. it’s time to go home, say good night to your friends. come on! get your fat f~ckin’ ass out in the car or you will not get this!” yeah
the guy’s like, “oh, oh, she’s got the p~ssy! i gotta go home, guys! i’d like to stay and party like a real man, but she’s got the p~ssy! oh, you f~ckin’ b~tch, you wh0re, if you didn’t have the f~ckin’ p~ssy! ahh, i’ll never forgive you for this, ahh. oh, it’s worse than rape, it’s worse than rape!”
ah, it’s true, you know it. every one of us, every guy in this f~ckin’ room has been in a party that’s just a party for guys. and they wanted to go home. “can we go home, please? i’m bored and my eyes hurt from all the smoke in the room. all your friends wanna do is drink and get high.”
“you’re right, honey, let me just go into the bathroom and change into a f~ckin’ dress in front of all my guys, all right? you got a skirt out in the trunk i can wear out, ’cause that’s what i’m going to look like, a big, f~ckin’ p~ssy that doesn’t have any control over his own f~ckin’ life, all right, honey?”
and then they try, “well, why don’t you just go ahead and get high again?”
“well, as a matter of fact, honey, i’m gonna get high again. ’cause that’s what you do at f~ckin’ parties! you get too high! you get too drunk! you stay too f~ckin’ long! that’s why they call it a party!”
and you feel tough. you feel strong. you feel like a man, and she goes, “chk~chk, oh, you forgot about one thing. let’s go. i’ve got the p~ssy, get in the car.”
“oh, you b~tch, oh! oh!”
so, he~he, he~he, you end up going home, i know. uh, so guys, since you’re there, since they wanna f~ck, f~ck ’em. do every single nasty thing you can think of. be the nastiest, darkest chapter in her s~xual diary. it’ll read, “there were all the others and then there was him! ow, oww! he made me do things that was just unnatural, ooh.”
ah, yeah, that way, do ma~~make her, make her do it all, man. f~ck her every single place and way you can think of. watch p~rno films, talk to lesbians, whatever it takes. because then, then if she leaves you for another f~ckin’ guy, you just made this guy’s life real f~ckin’ interesting. oh, he’s gonna know who you are. oh, yeah, ’cause women love to talk about the f~ckin’ last guy they had, you know. “oh, he was sick, you don’t even want to know what he did.”
“that’s right, i don’t wanna f~ckin’ know.”
“it was terrible, it was terrible. he shared me with his friends once, we broke into a church, we f~cked on an altar at three in the morning~~”
“will you shut up?! god d~mn it, will you shut your f~ckin’ mouth?! you were his wh0re! oh, ohh!”
oh, yeah, this guy will have stomach cancer in two f~ckin’ weeks. he’ll be drinking early, very early. “where’s the bottle, you f~ckin’ wh0re! did he do it with this, too?!”
“yes.”
“oh, shut up! shut up! oh, he did everything to you! ahh!”
“nyaa, nya~nyaa, nya, nya~nya! help me, i can’t come! help me!”
oh, yeah, ha, ha
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