lirik lagu sam kinison - mother mary's mystery date
yeah, the pope, what a job, sh~t. it all goes back to jesus, doesn’t it? so funny. this guy didn’t even write his own book, folks. this guy never owned a f~ckin’ horse, you know? never wrote~~he didn’t sign a room service check. that’s what’s so funny, man, he’s gotta be up in heaven freaking out on all the f~ckin’ interpretations of sh~t that they say he said. you know
he didn’t even know he was the son of god. his parents, as soon as he was born, as soon as he was able to speak the language, his mom said, “you’re the son of god! when you were born, the angel came, the star stood at one place. the wise men brought gifts, and the whole world’s been waiting for you to come and do great things!”
he said, “really? me? are you sure?”
everybody but joseph. joseph’s walking around going, “yeah, you better be the son of god, i’ll tell you that! you had better be him, little mister! and you’d better be the only son of god. you understand what i’m saying, honey? i got enough problems without running a f~ckin’ family full of god’s kids, ok? you sure it was god, right? did he have any id? he just said he was an angel and you guys went in the garden?”
“last time i take a f~ckin’ job out of town, i’ll tell you that!” ah, talk about a test of the guy’s faith, man. you know he’s going to work and f~ckin’ d~cks working next to him go, “uh, oh, yeah, joseph, how, how’s the son of god?”
“you shut your mouth! shut up!”
“you don’t know what i go through at work, honey! i’m not saying you’re lying or anything. you just don’t know what people put me through.”
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