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yeah, but i got out of that marriage, man. i got the f~ck out of it, man. i just wanted out. i mean, come on, some of you people know what i’m talking about. you been in relationships where you weren’t in love and you had to f~ckin’ act like you were and the person just like drove you up the f~ckin’ wall. and it just seems like it’s gonna go on forever. i’d go to sleep and i’d just sit there and hope~~you know, my dream was i’d wake up and there’s a little note laying next to me that goes, “i understand, i’m gone.”

“oh, she took her clothes with her, and everything she owns. i guess she won’t have to come back. ah!”

but that doesn’t happen, does it? no, i feel like the godfather. you wake up next to the horse’s head. you going, “oh! ohh!”

“i’m still here! ha~ha, ha~ha, ha.”

“oh, god! oh, god!”

oh, it’s h~ll, oh. there was times i just wanted to stop at a red light and get out of the f~ckin’ car and run, you know? just leave the engine going and go, “oh, f~ck, i hate you! i just want to live! oh~oh!”

oh, man. so, i finally got a divorce. i let her have everything. i just wanted out, jesus. and i was bitter for a while, but i’m over that now. and, uh…yeah, yeah, i’m really, i’m really over it. no, i love women. what are you gonna do, man? you don’t have any f~ckin’ choice, you have to love women. what are you gonna do, suck a d~ck and clean a guy’s house twice a week? yeah, yeah, that’s me. yeah

yeah, get a little pixie afro cut like richard simmons and have a new recipe every time honey comes home. oh! yeah, that’s me. there’s no choice. you have to be in love with women. but i was p~ssed, man. i said, “i’m gonna use women like shake ‘n’ bake bags.”

they come up to me and wanna get involved. i want to get right in their face and go, “i dare you to care!”

i did, man. my idea of the perfect date was i wanted to take them out, take them home, i wanted to cum on their back, steal thirty, forty dollars out of their purse, crawl out a window, and never call them again

let them wake up sticky, broke and confused. let’s see how they f~ckin’ like it, huh? “hey, what’s on my back? where’s my money? why’s the window open? that son of a b~tch!”

yeah, that’ll teach them. oh, man. yeah, yeah, that was a pretty interesting period. but i was p~ssed off for a while. i was bitter. but then i, i met this little lesbian about this tall. it was out in california where you can meet women like that and, uh. she was just like the~~she was like the first really gentle, pretty woman i’d ever met, because most lesbians are like, “hi, there, my name’s alice. i own my own security business.” you know

f~cking big b~tches, man. have an ass bigger than yours. but this girl was beautiful. she was so cute and pretty and, “i just love women, i think men are indulgent and selfish and they just think of themselves and i love women.”
and i said, “oh, well, yeah, i, i agree with you. i agree with you. i love women, too. if i was a woman, i’d probably love a woman, too, more than like, you know, more than have a f~ckin’ guy in my life. i understand.” and, it was the old standard rap, guys, you know the f~ckin’ rap

“really? you really understand all i’m saying?”

i go, “well, of course i do. of course, i do. i understand, sure.” so, we started going out, you know. started living together. she started paying the rent, of course. this is back when i was broke

and, uh, it was funny, though, man. she came up to me one night, she goes, “you know, would you mind if i brought another woman into our bed?” now, what f~ckin’ guy is gonna mind, huh? what guy is going to throw a f~ckin’ sh~t~fit over that, huh?

“what?! i can’t believe this! oh, this is the end! what, are~~are you saying i’m not enough for you? oh, you sick little f~cking tramp!” yeah, sure, yeah

every guy i know is like, “well, honey, if that’s what you want. if it’ll make you happy. if watching me f~ck one of your friends in front of you will get you off, then darling, i love you. that’s just part of that marriage vow, you know. in sickness and in health. this is pretty sick and i’ll do it for you because i love you.”

come on, how many guys, right now. how many guys in this audience, if your girlfriend came to you, if your wife came to you and said, “listen, i’m, i’m a little bored with the rut we’re in s~xually. would you mind if i brought a friend in and we a s~xual, nasty little adventure like that?”

how many guys would say, “honey, i love you enough. you mean enough to me, darling, that i’m gonna do it! i’m gonna be your s~x puppet! i’m gonna be your f~ckin’ d~ck! and i won’t enjoy it and i’ll look at you the whole time and i won’t enjoy it, i promise.” how many guys would do that right now? listen to them, listen to them! how many guys?

oh, that’s love. that’s love. i didn’t expect that kind of response. i expected two or three guys. i didn’t~~i didn’t expect ninety percent of the guys to go, “god d~mn it, i love her that much, sam!”

oh, yeah, what guy’s gonna f~ckin’ mind? i said, “sure, yeah, if that’s what you want, sure.” and i got to watch two women make love, and, you know, and all eyyyayyyaya, yeah, yeah, oh, sure. yeah, that turns all of us off, doesn’t it? all right. and uh. i’ll tell you guys, if you ever see this, if you ever see two women make love, it will completely change your style and your technique as a lover. i guarantee it, man. ’cause it’s like going, going~~you watch this and you go, “f~ck, this is what it would be like if there was no men. this is what they really like and what they want to feel, you know?”

you feel like you’re watching enemy tapes from across the lines. “ahh, this is what they like.” ’cause women never tell you. they’re so sweet about that

“you figure it out. here’s the p~ssy, you figure it out.” they don’t give you a f~ckin’ clue. you’re on your own

“am i hot, am i cold?”
“i don’t know, i don’t know.”

“you f~ckin’ know, tell me! why don’t you just give me a f~ckin’ clue, honey, ok?” but if you watch women, man, they’re so~~men and women make such a big deal out of the f~ckin’ ~rg~sm. because guys, we feel like if we didn’t make you cum, we didn’t do our job. so we just as soon make you cum like as soon as possible so we can actually relax and enjoy the f~ckin’ f~ck, you know

so, we gotta do this, you know. we try to set the f~ckin’ land speed record. “come on, cum for me! cum for me!”

the girl’s going, “i hope i cum! i don’t want him to be insecure that he can’t satisfy me.”

lotta f~ckin’ work. it’s a lotta energy. you watch women do it and they’re like little b~tterflies. “la, la, la, la. la, la, la, la.” they could give a f~ck about the ~rg~sm. “your ~rg~sm will come, la, la, la, la.” they’re little babies, man, you know

so, i’m writ~~, i’m taking notes. “you girls don’t mind if i get a pen, you you? i just want to write some of this sh~t down here.”


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