lirik lagu sam kinison - buddies
i was married for two f~ckin’ years! god d~mn it, man. twenty~four hours a day, three hundred and sixty~five days each f~ckin’ year, i was married. i’ve been married twice, that’s how smart i am. yeah, my second wife, oh, my f~cking, oh, sh~t, oh. oh, i married her just to p~ss another woman off, man. very dumb, stupid, high, drunk thing to f~ckin’ do, you know? my friends were all for it. you know, we’re staying there for two or three days, and i’m um, um. this other b~tch was breaking my f~cking heart. they go, “marry her, man. marry that girl that wants to marry you. that’ll show her. you can always get a divorce. she doesn’t mean nothing to you. that’ll show her. you want to stick it in her f~ckin’ heart and twist it? do it.”
“yeah, man, do it! yeah, ’cause you can always~~”
“yeah, man, really, man. you don’t have to take that sh~t~~”
so i wake up next to my new f~ckin’ wife. i’m just glad she spoke english, you know what i mean? “who are you, the maid?”
[spanish gibberish] “mrs. kinison.”
great, great. i’ll just learn to eat this kind of food, yeah
yeah, it was a big f~ckin’ mistake, man. and you can’t blame your friends. you gotta take a little responsibility about it, but you gotta watch friends, man. they’re f~ckin’ out mi~~out of their minds, you know. they’ll let you p~ss in your f~ckin’ suitcase in front of people. “don’t you remember when you p~ssed in your suitcase last night, man? you were so drunk.”
“no. no, i don’t f~ckin’ remember that. but i want to thank you guys for letting me do it. thanks buddies, i’m glad i could be the f~ckin’ home entertainment center for everybody. i’m glad you let me show everybody my f~ckin’ d~ck and p~ss in my f~ckin’ suitcase. that must have been a big laugh for the whole f~ckin’ room. thanks, buddies, thanks a lot.”
hey, i got off light. i was at a christmas party about six weeks ago. this guy falls asleep on the f~cking couch, you know. you know, he’s on the couch. he’s gone, he’s drunk out of his f~ckin’ mind. his mouth’s wide open. these guys get around his face. they pull their d~cks out. they put them around his face and take some little polaroids shots of just his face and the d~cks. that’s all you see
now, that’s what you want blown up, copied and handed around the office, you know. a picture of you looking like you’ve got a d~ck in your~~
“look, look at him, he’s in ecstasy. he loves this!”
three d~cks in your face and you just look at it and you go, “uhh!”
“bob, can you come to the office and bring everything in your desk with you? yeah, there are some photos that have surfaced here at work, and uh…”
“it’s a joke, sir. yeah, it’s a joke. it’s my friends.”
yeah. yeah, it’s your buddies. ah, sh~t. some of you are sick enough to go, “oh, i’m writin’ that down, that’s my next party prank, i’ll tell you that. i know who we’re gonna do that to. last time he gets drunk and sleeps in my f~ckin’ house.”
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