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lirik lagu ryfi - pirates are gay

[intro: ryfi, perp, young soup, & ency]
yarg it shoe~ it sure be good on the seven seas
sailin’ the ocean blue
yarg, yarg, yarg
let me drive the boat (yarg)
let me drive the boat
i’m~ i’m gonna throw you overboard
too bad we got scurvy, but you know how it be
yarg, he’s sleepin’ on the helm
i’m literally hitting the griddy
i’m literally hitting the griddy
i have pirate hemorrhoids, yarg, yarg
scurvy in my b~ttocks
yarg, yarg
little pirate in my ass (aye)
yarg, yarg
little pirate in my ass, mmm, yarg (aye)
yarg, yarg
little pirate man, stick your blunderbuss in me blunderbooty
i havе a little pirate hook in my r~ct~m (yarg)
ah, rеctum
yarg? yarg?
there be a kraken, there be a kraken
narg!
ah! (ah, ah, nar!)
kraken, yarg, yarg, yarg, yarg, yarg
oh no, i’ve been swallowed by a kraken
kraken, northbound
narg, there be a kraken! yarg
he’s puttin’ his tentacles in me booty
ah, squidward tentacles
[chorus: ryfi]
i be a pirate, i’m living on a boat
my life be so chill, ’til a kraken k!lled the boat
he took me down, but didn’t look with a frown
he looked at me in a way that i will not forget any day
land ho!
he did things to me that i will not forget (yarg)
not in a bad way, i liked it (yarg?)
but, he wasn’t there to stay
he eventually went away (arg)
pat was gone

[verse 1: ryfi]
now i live with a song and a rap
about a man who made me have a plan
yes, he did, in the sea of thieves
the sea of thieves is filled with men who see
other men as a chance to do a dirty dance
pirates are gay, yes
and my next friend exemplifies this
here we go
welcome to the ship, captain darius
ahoy, you better rap before you walk the plank

[verse 2: perp]
yarg, yarg, yarg, i drink v~g~n~l discharge
aye, aye, cap’n, these booty cheeks are clappin’
lethal company, i do be hitting the griddy
(we’re gonna feed you to the fishes)
you’re gonna do what? put it in my b~tt
hold on mister, on my p~n~s there’s a blister
i got scurvy and my p~n~s is quite curvy
it changed the color of my pee to that of the red sea
shoutout to barbossa
now pull out your spyglass and stop f~ckin’ me ass
i think there be a shrouded ghost in these seas
oh nevermind cap’n, it’s just that d~mn kraken
i recognize from a nautical mile away
we have a long~standin’ squid to human rivalry
but, it’s okay when he puts his tentacles in me booty
[bridge: young soup]
yarg, yar~harg (uh huh)
yar, yar, yar~harg (yeah)
yarg, yar~harg (uh huh)
yar, yar, yar~harg (woah)
yarg, yar~harg (uh huh)
yar, yar, yar~harg (yeah~uh)
yarg, yar~harg (uh huh)
yar, yar, yar~blarg (woah)

[verse 3: young soup]
the pirate life is how we sail today
i hate this life ’cause a kraken is up in my booty
this pirate life is not f~cking okay
it’s like a big shart every godd~mn day
sea of thieves, we’re extremely silly
we love to plunder villages and steal their wheat (huh?)
this sea of meat is all for us big three
the world is our oyster and it’s filled with sharks, ah

[verse 4: ryfi]
now that we heard that the bird is the word
we can now on to the conclusion of this song (yes, we can)
it was quite a trip, captain koaldman thinks of it
as a new way to say that pirates are gay, yarg
we be kissing tongue and mouth
scurvy doesn’t put us down
all the women that i can see, we like them all too
we are bis~xual by preference (that’s true)
but, don’t get us wrong, we also kiss each other for fun
and then we sing and die to a blunderbuss
yes, we do, in the sea of thieves (land ho)
[chorus: ryfi]
i be a pirate, i’m living on a boat (also gay)
my life be so chill, ’til the kraken k!lled the boat
his name’s pat
he took me down, but didn’t look with a frown
he looked at me in a way that i will not forget any day
he did things to me that i will not forget
not in a bad way, i liked it
but, he wasn’t there to stay, he went away
pat was gone, yarg

[outro: ryfi]
and now i be the only survivin’ member of my boat
god d~mnit, i would have taken sp~ce hemorrhoids over this
you’re schizophrenic
god f~cking d~mnit, yarg
cry b~tch

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