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lirik lagu roy zimmerman - to be a liberal

[verse 1]
on my way in here tonight, i bruised my nose
hugging a tree
i was late ’cause i had to stop by on my way at san quentin
to set a criminal free
and i ran out of seven-grain bee pollen macro-biotic organic sustainable medical marijuana
for my jerking knee

[chorus]
do you know how hard it is
to be a liberal?
well, do ya?

[verse 2]
i had to learn to speak french, spanish, hindi and dolphin
just so i could relate
i’m exhausted from taxing and spending and controlling the media and ruling san francisco
as a separatist nation-state
and in yoga today i got bent out of shape ’cause the guy doing bow-pulling pose next to me was intolerant
which i hate

[chorus]
do you know how hard it is
to be a liberal?
well, do ya?

[bridge]
constantly feeding the hungry and bleeding my heart
and exceeding my budget and needing approval
and reading the nation and leading a sing-along
everybody!
—no, wait, that was just an impulse, sorry

[verse 3]
i’s shooting hoops with some brothas when i sprained my bedonkedonk
and you know that ain’t chill
and i saved an endangered snail darter from being eaten by an endangered spotted owl which i saved from being eaten by an endangered snow leopard which i saved from being shot by a poacher
who i had to k!ll
with kindness
—took a while
and i hit a speed bump and spilled my chai latter over all the hemp-covered seats of my prius and the speed bump turned out to be a homeless native american so i apologized, and gave him some land, then i stomped out his cigarette, took away his gun, shot myself in the nuts on my way to my frivolous lawsuit for s-xual har-ssment where i was suing myself because i m-st-rbated
against my will

[chorus]
do you know how hard it is
to be me?
do you know how hard it is
just to be
a knee-jerk liberal?
what i wouldn’t give
to be a circle-jerk conservative

- lirik lagu roy zimmerman

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