lirik lagu roy zimmerman - ted haggard is completely heterosexual
chorus:
ted haggard is completely heteros-xual
ted haggard is completely heteros-xual
ted haggard is completely heteros-xual
glory how-he-blew-ya.
once there was a preacher by the name of ted haggard
who stumbled from the path
or you might even say staggered
he was one in a million
or more aptly one-in-ten
some folks say he put the “men” in “amen”
he preached the gospel message
of intolerance and self-loathing
he traveled on his wayward way betraying his betrothing
he was the sole of piety and no one doubted him
until he hired a gigolo and used a pseudonym
so he humbly went to counseling and then
three weeks later he’s born again….again!
because…
chorus
ted haggard is completely heteros-xual
ted haggard is completely heteros-xual
ted haggard is completely heteros-xual
glory how-he-blew-ya.
he telephoned the white house for a weekly consultation
saying “here’s what jesus thinks about all the pending legislation”
and marriage is a covenant between a man and wife
and h-m-s-xuals will fry forever in the afterlife.
he did some other things he’d later disavow.
but he’s putting all behind him now
what does leviticus have to say
yeah, what does it say, about being g-y?
“to lie with man is an abomination”
like cursing your parents, tr-mm-ng your beard, planting wheat and barley in the same furrow, eating pork, wearing polyester, and masturbation
and what did jesus have to say
yeah, what did he say, about being g-y?
well, nothing
…
well ted’s a little haggard but he’s thankful for the schism
(you’re right, but wait for it)
and you might find it hard to swallow the syllogism
that even evil-doers have a reason to rejoice
because they can simply make a better lifestyle choice
so if you’re a g-y teenager,
probably jesus doesn’t love you
because he knows ted haggard doesn’t think a whole lot of you
so don’t embrace the way god made you
here’s what you should do:
choose to be a hetero and 7 foot 2.
because…
chorus
ted haggard is completely heteros-xual
ted haggard is completely heteros-xual
ted haggard is completely heteros-xual
glory how-he-blew…
i mean glory hole-e…
i mean glory halle-lube ya
now ted would like you all to know the story has a moral
that of all the televangelists his favorite is oral
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