lirik lagu ross & sargent - nellie the nudist queen
nellie was a city gal, more than nine tenths pure
till a country guy came riding by on a ten cent trolley tour!
his eyes were mean, his heart was black, and this inter~urban tramp
beguiled poor nell and took her back to his nearby nudist camp!
his cohorts looked her over in a picturesque ravine
>from orchestra to balcony and second mezzanine
and then and there elected her to be their nudist queen!
oh, she’s so sweet, whеn she appears
the corn grows еyes instead of ears!
taxi drivers strip their gears
for nellie the nudist queen!
her point of view is rather quaint
she keeps her subjects in restraint;
“though love is blind, the neighbours ain’t!”
says nellie the nudist queen!
among the trees
with birds and bees
she flutters and she flitters
she rambles
and she gambols
and she totters and she titters!
when nell goes by, all nature thrills
mountaineers desert theie sk!lls
“there’s more than gold in them thar hills!”
says nellie the nudist queen!
now her overhead expense, to say the least, is very small
she never needs a tailor, there’s no laundry bill at all!
and her meals are always splendid in her out~of~doors menage;
a dinner for a dollar, and of course no cover charge!
when you see a nudist wedding, as we did the other day
you can watch the groom’s expression as they give the bride away!
you can tell by her reaction if the model’s old or new;
you can always tell the best man at a nudist wedding too!
now, some creditors came calling at a clearing in the hills
and asked to see a statement that would justify her bills
when they viewed her liabilities, the atmosphere was tense
but when she showed her assets, her assets were immense!
so we’re going back to nature to go native minus clothes
with a great big tin of aspirin and menthol for our nose!
though only god can make a tree, as famous poets tell
if bbc can make a tree, we ought to make our nell!
a blind man came the other day
threw his pencils right away
took off his specs and said, “i’ll stay
with nellie the nudist queen!”
a boy of five came up tio chat
she gave his cheeks a playful pat;
the kid cried, “momma, buy me that
nellie the nudist queen!”
like ancient greeks
the human freaks
about the field go naked
there’s good clean fun
out in the sun
that is, if you can take it!
oh, she’s a woodland nymph at play
front and rear she’s decorte!
she’s got class with a capital k!
nellie the nudist queen!
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