lirik lagu ross patterson - fighting nude like viggo
[spoken]
in 2007, viggo mortensen did a three minute nude fight scene in a movie called eastern promises. he k!lled two russians b~tt naked in a steam room! that sh~t changed my life!
[chorus]
i’m fighting nude like viggo (b~tt naked, playa!)
everywhere i go (all over the world)
i’m slangin’ an ocho (eight inches)
i bet your girlfriend knows (yo, you can go ahead and ask her, fool!)
[verse 1]
i’m fighting nude like viggo (say what?)
coming through your stereo (okay)
i punch you in the face, then give you a body blow (mmm hmm)
so if you see me walking, you better turn your head (that’s right)
‘causе when i get b~tt naked, that’s whеn fools end up dead
and that’s an eastern promise, this ain’t no hobbit sh~t (no peter jackson)
i’m doing glutes today to keep my body tight and fit
you want reality? well f~ck jon and kate!
this song is all about viggo and his plus eight!
[repeat chorus]
[verse 2]
viggo has a history of violence (d~mn right)
cross him, and you’ll find this (i wouldn’t)
he’ll beat yo ass, take your watch and leave you timeless (who?)
he’ll take your girlfriend out to dinner, decline the wine list (no thank you)
then take her home and turn her out until she’s spineless
you mind this? wouldn’t say jack if it were me
if you trying to take on viggo, bring the volunteers of tennessee
if you want my best advice, i’d lock the doors and hide the key
he don’t care if you’re ron howard, he’ll turn you back into opie (viggo’s method, motherf~cker!)
[repeat chorus]
[spoken bridge]
viggo mortensen’s got people fighting b~tt naked all over the world! germany! australia! france! brazil! russia! brooklyn! yo, in oakland he ghost rides his own d~ck! that means he takes off his d~ck, puts it to the side, punches someone in the face and puts it back on!
[chorus 2]
i’m fighting nude like viggo
([?], where you at, baby? yo, we gotta get viggo that oscar!)
everywhere i go (you’re the only one the movie execs listen to! peace!)
i’m sl~i’m sl~i’m sl~i’m slangin’ an ocho
i bet your girlfriend knows
[spoken]
did you think i was wearing pants when i sang this? h~ll no!!!
“stay away from people like me.”
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