lirik lagu robert lopez & jeff marx - the internet is for porn
[kate, spoken:]
finally, i get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
and i’m gonna teach something relevant
something modern;
the internet!
[kate:]
the internet is really really great
[trekkie monster:]
for p-rn
[kate:]
i’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
[trekkie:]
for p-rn
[kate:]
what?
there’s always some new site
[trekkie:]
for p-rn!
[kate:]
i browse all day and night
[trekkie:]
for p-rn!
[kate:]
it’s like i’m surfing at the speed of light
[trekkie:]
for p-rn!
[kate:]
trekkie!
[trekkie:]
the internet is for p-rn
[kate:]
trekkie!
[trekkie:]
the internet is for p-rn
[kate:]
what are you doing!?
[trekkie:]
why you think the net was born?
p-rn p-rn p-rn
[kate:]
trekkie!
[trekkie:]
oh! h-llo, kate monster
[kate:]
you are ruining my song
[trekkie:]
oh, me sorry, me no mean to
[kate:]
well, if you wouldn’t mind, please
being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
[trekkie:]
okie dokie
[kate:]
good!
i’m glad we have this new technology
[trekkie:]
for p-rn- oh!
[kate:]
ugh
which gives us untold opportunity
[trekkie:]
for p-rn—
oops, sorry
[kate:]
right from you own desktop
[trekkie:]
for—
[kate:]
you can research, browse and shop
until you’ve had enough and you’re ready to stop
[trekkie:]
for p-rn!
[kate:]
trekkie!
[trekkie:]
the internet is for p-rn!
[kate:]
noooo
[trekkie:]
the internet is for p-rn!
[kate:]
trekkie
[trekkie:]
me up all night honking me h-rn to p-rn, p-rn, p-rn!
[kate:]
that’s gross! you’re a pervert
[trekkie:]
ah, sticks and stones, kate monster
[kate:]
no, really, you’re a pervert
normal people don’t sit at home and look
at p-rn on the internet
[trekkie:]
ohhhh?
[kate:]
what?!
[trekkie:]
you have no idea
ready, normal people?
[brian]
ready!
[gary]
ready!
[rod]
ready!
[trekkie:]
lemme hear it!
[trekkie and guys:]
the internet is for p-rn!
[princeton:]
sorry, kate
[trekkie and guys:]
the internet is for p-rn!
[princeton:]
i m-st-rbate!
[trekkie and guys:]
all these guys unzip their flies
for p-rn, p-rn, p-rn!
[kate:]
the internet is not for p-rn!
[trekkie and guys:]
p-rn, p-rn—
[kate:]
hold on a second!
[trekkie monster:]
wha-
[kate:]
now i happen to know for a fact that you, rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
[rod:]
that’ s correct
[kate:]
and brian, you buy things on amazon.com
[brian:]
sure!
[kate:]
and gary, you keep selling your possessions on ebay
[gary:]
yes i do!
[kate:]
and princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
[princeton:]
true!
[trekkie:]
oh, but kate
what you think he do… after? hmm?
[princeton:]
yeah
[kate:]
ewww!
[trekkie and guys:]
the internet is for p-rn!
[kate:]
gross!
[trekkie and guys:]
the internet is for p-rn!
[kate:]
i hate p-rn
[trekkie and guys:]
grab your d-ck and double-cl!ck
for p-rn, p-rn p-rn
[kate:]
i hate men!
[trekkie and guys:]
(harmonizing) p-rn, p-rn, p-rn, p-rn
[kate:]
i’ m leaving!
[trekkie and guys:]
p-rn, p-rn, p-rn, p-rn
[kate:]
i hate the internet!
[trekkie:]
the internet is for
[trekkie and some:]
the internet is for
[trekkie and all:]
the internet is for p-rn!
[trekkie:]
yeah!
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