lirik lagu regicidal - runescape rap battles of history - wise old man vs. party pete
[intro]
runescape rap battles of history!
the wise old man!
vs
party pete!
begin!
[wise old man] (verse 1)
i am the wise old man
here’s a little runescape history
oldest npc in the game
refer to me as the og
i’ve robbed the draynor bank
and i’m the star of many quests
people only visit you
if there are items in your chest
you got kicked out of camelot
cause your parties blow
after the graphic update
you look like hyde from that 70’s show
you rock a red partyhat
because your style is wack
all you do is party and party
you should be called rebecca black!
[party pete] (verse 1)
partyin’ partyin’
yeah that’s all i do
i stopped dancing for a minute
just to insult you
there’s just so much to say
now where should i begin?
first of all
i’ve skipped every cutscene that you were in
you’re an ugly old man
who needs gl-sses to see
while i’ve got four hot girls
always dancing with me
you’ve lived in draynor forever
and hand out the stupid quest cape
you’re not a very good thief
cause they caught you on tape!
[wise old man] (verse 2)
i might have gotten caught
but i still got to keep my blue
you’re all alone in falador
only postie pete will talk to you
how’d you even get in gielinor
i think that you should take a hike
to knock you out
i’d only have to cast one saradomin strike!
[party pete] (verse 2)
your sara strike is pretty dumb
you’re not a “wise” old man
with that long white beard
you remind me of uncle sam
how is zenevivia doing?
that’s your girl right?
cause she was at my place with me
partying last night!
[outro]
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runescape rap battles of history!
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