lirik lagu randy kaplan - clothes dryer
[intro]
when i was a little boy, one summer
i got sent away to laundry camp
laundry camp!
that’s where you do laundry all day long
there’s no swimmin’, no archery
not even any free~play or basketball
but i loved it
it was the best summer of my whole life
i learned how to wash my clothes on a washboard and a tub
i learned how to hang my clothes with clothespins on a clothesline, in the wind and the sun
and i learned how to fold ’em, of course
and these habits stuck with me!
i still like doing my clothes like that
and that’s why
it was really hard to adjust to the washing machinе that my honey brought home
but i adjusted
but onе thing i could just not adjust to
at all, was when
[chorus]
my baby, she got a clothes dryer
don’t know why anyone would buy
a clothes dryer, ain’t we got a line?
ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?
[verse 1]
my baby, she said this clothes dryer had got two settings
one low and one high
state of the art, it’s got a patent pending
i said “honey, if that’s what the good lord was intending
when he made the world, he woulda made a clothes dryer
but he made the sun, the wind and that’s why
i ain’t going anywhere near that thing
get me two poles and a length of string!”
[chorus]
yeah, my baby, she got a clothes dryer
don’t know why anyone would buy
a clothes dryer, ain’t we got a line?
ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine, yeah?
[verse 2]
my baby, she said, “come on, randy, give it a try
you might even learn to like the clothes dryer”
i said, “honey, when it spins, the whole house shakes
gettin’ that thing was a big mistake
it’s gonna fry the circuit, it’s gonna start a fire
when the house burns down, i’ll blame the clothes dryer
then you gotta clean the lint off the screen
i like it no better than the washing machine!”
[chorus]
yeah, my baby, she got a clothes dryer
don’t know why anyone would buy
a clothes dryer, ain’t we got a line?
ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?
ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?
ain’t we got a yard full of sunshine?
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