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lirik lagu rabi & fightmarker - mr. bear vs. candle cove

[intro: announcer]

rap battle
mr. bear (1999)
versus
candle cove

[prologue: pirate percy (shimario), janice (garbagegothic), laughingstock (gamingplush64)]

look, there’s a cave ahead!
um, but i don’t have the heart to go…
percy, you need to explore!
it’s mr. bear’s party cove!
d~do i have to?
yes!
go inside! go inside! go inside!

[verse 1: mr. bear (swizkii)]
welcome to the cellar, kids!
today we’ll be braving a show about pirates and skeletons
i’ll pull up my rocking chair, and you can have a seat, too!
so all of caledon can see exactly how i beat you!
kids, he’s got a tooth buddy, but he can’t harm me
you should know by now that us grizzly bears got sharp t~~th
all ages can enjoy my show, we’re nowhere near cove
i’m all the way at 21, you’re stuck on channel zero!
you show a bunch of rusty puppets, n0body’s diggin’ it!
i bring a soup and spoon ready, the kids are digging in!
i know you want to stay, but i sadly am declining
’cause i don’t see a pirate anywhere on the invite list
[verse 2: pirate percy (shimario)]
what happened to my crew? w~w~where’d they venture off?
a~anybody out there? janice? laughingstock!?
listen, you did great, but my time’s better not wasted
in the big brown bear’s scary and decrepit bas~m~nt! (yeah!)
i think you think you’re better, but it’s a safe bet
th~th~that channel surfing doesn’t mean you’re on my wavelength
i mean, with rabbit ear antennas? i thought it’s expected
y~you’d know your frequencies tend to get poor reception!
th~the kids turned off pokemon’s show and w~w~went to yours
switching “gotta catch ’em all” with t~ “to catch a predator”!
now~ now don’t get angry, i don’t want anyone getting hurt!
but, uh, ask one of your captive kids to write a better verse…

[verse 3: mr. bear (swizkii), pirate percy (shimario)]
that’s very nice… patty? but i think you need to pack your bags
mr. bear’s cellar doesn’t have room in it for scallywags!
well if i… wait, oh god! oh god, that’s horrid!
you’re not playing hide and seek, you’re just hiding child corpses!
maybe the mask is m~ffling me, so if i’m not clear…
get the f~ck out. you don’t belong here
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
shut the f~ck… up!
me? mad? oh, it’s just late in the day!
i’m still full of joy and ecstasy, make no mistake
now, let’s show caledon 21 the fun games that we play…
trash must be cleansed, and you’ll be who i start with!
story, production, verses, all garbage!
you’re dribbling static, come listen to my voice
i’m music to the ears, and all you are is white noise!
this ditch right here will make sure that satan’s satisfied
and i’m sure all of your fans will make for the greatest sacrifice!
…feel your plastic skin melt away
your cove is in the faraway land, h~ll awaits
[verse 4: skin taker (rabi)]
best turn back now, you wayward lost soul
‘lest jolly mr. rogers be turned to crossbones!
all those who met my glass jaw have abandoned hope
this is your final stop… welcome to candle cove!
gave lads some orange juice so they wouldn’t feel thirsty!
hahaha! what? so the dead kids don’t have scurvy!?
that billowing pit ain’t a sighting to behold
you misheard me, i said fire in the hole!
i’ll grind your hide very well, until you’re made to pedo pelt!
and jones will find ye’ severed flesh deep down in the depths of h~ll!
go inside! go inside!
go inside! go inside!
hahahahahahahahahaha!

[verse 4: happy appy (fightmarker)]
not exactly someone you’d want to switch the tv to
but remember kids, i will always be renewed
when it comes to slashing fruits, i’m rabid, loose, i don’t play
i’m less alike with apple juice, i’m more alike with oj
a murderistic motherf~ck, cutting through this f~cking bum
tell fozzy bear his set’s wrapped, no hundred fuzzy hugs
and watch the cutlery go through his jugular and rupture guts
’til his insides look like bubblegum
want my skin? fine, take it, i’m a wh0re for gore
got a heart rotting more than a corpse, i must be horrorcore!
zipped in the back, getting high from your squeals
‘cuz like the stick in my ass, i like how it feels
and i’ve prepared this sh~t to leave the forensics sick
9~11 year old’s with 9/11 terrorists
oh, now the f~cking parent’s p~ssed, try to call their therapist
to find they were up there with them, that is so hilarious!
took him to my bas~m~nt, taxidermy, i’m about it
thread the suit, thread the skin, make a new puppet out him
and the kids will never care this little apple had k!lled ’em
‘cuz lost episodes going missing is just natural, children
[outro: announcer]
who won?
who’s next?
i decide!
rap~ (m~ffled gibberish)
rap battle!

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