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lirik lagu r.j. roze - bitchless richie

[verse 1]
cody said there was fine ass b~tches at the beach
come on down and get yourself a b~tch
i said ok and got my sh~t
galveston beach is my target
a pack of condoms in my back pocket
today’s the day i find the one
or i’ll at least get some p~ssy, son
speeding on the highway, about 110
ran over a crackhead, his name was ken
12 came chasing, then i switched lanes
split them up, divide by two, that’s six
call me seven, cuz seven ate nine
talking bout quarter pounders from mickey dee’s
all the girls gonna be sucking on thеse
by tonight, i’ll have them all on thеir knees!

[chorus]
the b~tchless b~tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p~ssy
the b~tchless b~tchie strikes again

[verse 2]
arrived at the beach, man it’s so hot
my two big b~lls like a waterpark
i’ll get a b~tch to l!ck em like ice cream
this sh~t still the american dream!
went up to a blondie, she had a nice rack
ah! f~ck, a pepper spray attack!
she ran away, am i really that fat?
ten minutes later, at the ice cream booth
the cashier was cute, to tell the truth
she looked so sweet, it hurt my tooth
that’s the scoop that i gave to her
“go to the dentist, motherf~cker!”
i guess she saw my t~~th was yellow
0 for 2 on p~ss~p~ss, a lonely fellow
went to some fine ass ladies doing a conga line
i tried to join, but they declined!
[chorus]
the b~tchless b~tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p~ssy
the b~tchless b~tchie strikes again

[verse 3]
getting sick of this sh~t, i need titties!
man, omega melons or ittie bitties
i don’t care anymore, i wanna see nips
went to another lady, she pulled out two whips!
ahh! why the f~ck does she have a whip
cody, help! i’m gonna die!
he got me away from that crazy ass b~tch
he pointed out a girl, she made my day
asked her out, she said she was g~y!
for f~ck sake, that ruined my day
i been at this place for bout two hours
not a single b~tch accept my flowers
f~cking wh0res, guess they hate roses
then it happened, a girl approaches
cute as h~ll with beautiful hair
then she kicked me, you know where

[chorus]
the b~tchless b~tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p~ssy
the b~tchless b~tchie strikes again
[verse 4]
blacked out, woke up, i’m in a casket
first things first, how did my ass fit?
wait a minute, why am i in a casket?
got the f~ck out, i was surprised
my friends and family were crying out their eyes
“holy sh~t man, we thought you died!”
the h~ll you mean, i got kicked in the b~lls!
laughter erupted through the church halls
i stormed the f~ck out and stole someone’s whip
took my lonely ass on another trip
galveston beach, i’m coming for your ass
i ain’t done getting that bad b~tch ass!
got back there and stripped back down
who’s the lucky gal that’ll get my crown?
waved at a b~tch in a bikini
“here’s a million dollars, get away from me!”

[chorus]
the b~tchless b~tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p~ssy
the b~tchless b~tchie strikes again

[verse 5]
sh~t man, i’m freaking rich!
but i still didn’t get no busty b~tch
petite, fat, anorexic, none of the above
ran out of lotion, i’ll use some dove
bought a mansion and a bugatti
not even gold diggers wanna get on me
then cody said i was better off g~y
for real? he said “no way!”
he was joking, but man i’m desperate
my unopened condoms proves it
i said f~ck it and downloaded grindr
fat guy, fat guy, fat guy, minor!?
after an hour, i found this buff ass black guy
told my mom, i’ll be back by
uh, i don’t know, sometime around midnight?
i’m about to f~ck another guy!
[chorus]
the b~tchless b~tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p~ssy
the b~tchless b~tchie strikes again

[verse 6]
cruising down to mont belvieu
texted him, told him “i love you!”
i arrived, pulled in at his place
i’m not usually g~y, but this a special case
he let me inside, hope he does the same in bed
even thinking about that made my face turn red
he cooked us dinner, it was chicken
i too got meat, he’ll soon be l!cking
the food was delicious, i told him that
he looked at me and called me fat
hey, that’s rude man, look at your cat!
he got mad and punched my mouth
bout seven t~~th up and fell out
i said i was sorry, do you still wanna f~ck?
he kicked me out, i pressed my luck
i can’t even get with guys!

[chorus]
the b~tchless b~tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p~ssy
the b~tchless b~tchie strikes again

[verse 7]
i’m done with s~x, i’m the repellent
p~rn sites banned me, hookers blocked me
anime girls run away, no f~cking way!
to keep my clothes on, girls pay
i’m making bank by keeping my d~ck dry
if this sh~t keeps up, man, i might die
this lack of p~ssy is like a disease
d~ck, p~ssy, tits, v~lv~, anything, please?
it’s my last resort, no chance saving
even micro~p~n~s i be craving
had a wet dream about a cheerleader
i swear to god, i wanna breed her
woke up, grabbed a tissue, pulled my pants down
before i could grab my d~ck, my hand fell off!
tried to use my other hand, that’s gone, too!
even my f~cking hand rejected me!

[chorus]
the b~tchless b~tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p~ssy
the b~tchless b~tchie strikes again

[interlude]
yo, yo, yo, got the beat switch on these hoes!
ho, ho, ho!

[verse 8]
saw your sister at the beach today
grabbed her ass and called her my bae
her p~ssy is mine, you f~cking creep
go back to watching hentai in your jeep
i slathered her in sunscreen, and with my cum
you get no b~tches while i’m f~cking some bum
she looks s~xy as f~ck in her bikini
something’s rising up, it’s my motherf~cking weenie
she said to me “how about this heat?”
i said back “just beat my f~cking meat!”
got my shades on, tryna f~ck some ladies
we’re cruising downtown in my mercedes
from galveston to myrtle, out in la
the size of my d~ck will drive them cray~cray~cray~cray~cray!

[chorus 2]
we’re soaking in the sun
having a lot of fun
if you k!ll the mood, i’ve got my gun
if you’re rubbing on me, i think you’ve won
you look so s~xy when your shirts undone
we’re soaking in the sun
having a lot of fun
if you f~ck with me, you better run
you’re whiter than me, you’re homespun
the day is almost over, but the party’s just begun

[verse 9]
i get so h~rny when i see her melons
my c~ck will erupt like mount saint helens
i’ll cum on her till she’s sticky like ice cream
having s~x with her is the american dream
we’re blasting my songs while i blast her insides
s~x in the summer, i can f~ck with these vibes
shout~out to my fans who support me till the end
unlike other artists i can call you my friend
the sun is setting now, but we’re partying all night
sweating my b~lls off, you’re out if you cough
your time is one~off, your rhymes make me scoff
you tryna go diamond but can’t even go gold
quit trying to rap, you had zero copies sold
i’ll snap your cd in half, you’ll be kicked out by my staff
we’ll spit on your tape and laugh, you don’t get an autograph

[bridge]
yo, yo, yo
i had to rap dirty to scare the kids away
i’ll be signing some cds in the cafe
these three months will be ones to never forget
spend that dough until you’re neck deep in debt
if you’re still here it’s time for the good part
number one on the motherf~ckin chart
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
uh, uh, uh, time for the motherf~ckin good part
number, number, number, number one, number one, number one
on the motherf~cking chart
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
hahahaha, what the f~ck is this sh~t?
hahahahahaha!
hahahahha!

[verse 10]
cruising down galveston, f~cked a b~tch named allison
went and built a sand castle, i’m the king, no need to hassle
i’ll blow some sand in your eyes and make you some mud pies
off to the stand for some food, i’ll get you some, i ain’t that rude
bought some memorabilia and a drink for amelia
know their names, got the keys to their hearts
took her with me to throw some darts
[outro]
really, i couldn’t finish the song? ugh!
i guess we couldn’t get to the good part

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