lirik lagu quackity - the badboyhalo curse song
quackity: i walked down to the street
the m~ffin street
i see a poor old woman leaving her car
i walk up to her and i say the following words:
give me the d~mn keys you little (bbh: hey!) hamburger
i walk up to the seven~eleven
i started buying myself some gummy worms
turns out that i forgot my credit card
so i pull out my gun and say (bbh: hey!)
i want this sh~t for free (bbh: language!)
you little potato (bbh: no!)
you little hamburger
you m~ffinhead (bbh: this is a falsehood)
you dunderhead (bbh: okay i’d probably say that one)
you little potato (bbh: and maybe that one)
gosh darn it (bbh: that one too)
the police are here (bbh: that wouldn’t happen)
f~dg~ my life (bbh: dangit quackity)
karl: my namе is badboyhalo and i forgot just one thing
i love signs in minecraft that say “i lovе p~n~s” (bbh: no)
my name is badboyhalo what the m~ffin is up
i’ll tell you what’s up
it’s a sign that says “i love p~n~s” (bbh: no)
oh my hawk wait~ that’s not his thing
quackity: i’m driving down 123 street
breaking the law, well you know me (bbh: no)
i’m going 20 miles over the limit (bbh: incorrect.)
and i have ran over my buddy skeppy
“skeppy what are you doing in the road?
you m~ffinhead, dunderhead, m~ffinf~ck” (bbh: ay)
i turns out i have ran over something of yours (bbh: don’t say it)
it turns out i have ran over your (bbh: you’re gonna die quackit~) p~n~s (bbh: quackity! stop it!)
my tire has ruined your face
my tire has ruined your life
and i have to say something, i have f~dg~d up
i have f~dg~d up
i have ruined your entire life
heck, i’m gonna build you a statue
karl: it’s gonna be a p~n~s (bbh: no!)
i love signs that say p~n~s (bbh: i don’t! stop it)
little hamburger p~n~s
quackity: 20 years later i just got out of jail
i hop on the smp
i gotta make things right
i go on top of my house
and i start to work
i start making the statue of skeppy
i count every detail, i make sure everything is right
finally finish, oh wait
there’s one more thing to do (bbh: don’t say it, don’t, i’m not, no)
i’m doing his beautiful eyes
and his beautiful face (bbh: that’s better)
doing all the things that make him human
i think my best friend is the greatest
that’s why i gave him p~ssbrows (bbh: hey!)
karl: i love p~n~s (bbh: stop) and my names badboyhalo (bbh: stop!)
quackity: p~ssbrows
karl: statues with p~ssbrows are the only way to go
quackity: i gave him p~ssbrows
i gave him p~ssbrows (bbh: no)
karl: i love p~n~s and my name is badboyhalo
quackity: i gave him p~ssbrows
karl: statues with p~ssbrows are the only way to go
quackity: i gave him eyebrows made out of p~ss
i gave him p~ssbrows (bbh: no)
i gave him p~ssbrows
i gave him eyebrows made out of p~ss
i robbed a seven eleven and a hospital (bbh: why a hospital?!)
those m~ffinheads, they deserved it (oh my gosh)
quackity (spoken): and lastly after badboyhalo got out of jail
he knew his time was over
badboyhalo was actually gonna die in two days!
so to make sure he left his mark in the world he did the following
’cause out of his good heart badboyhalo knew he had to make things right
quackity (sung): h~llo, this is badboyhalo (bbh: no it’s not)
i just want to say something to you guys before i die (bbh: no i don’t)
karl (spoken): what’s he gonna say? (bbh: nothing)
quackity (spoken): i love you guys (bbh: okay, i’d say that)
you changed my life (bbh: aww i’d say that too)
you guys made my life a million times better (bbh: this is true)
before i just die
i wanna just fly
and do a good thing for humanity (bbh: do i have to die?)
karl (spoken): yeah (bbh: why~?)
i open a gofundme for the local orphanage centre (bbh: aww)
those kids need so much help
please donate to this charity
this orphan is called johnny and his parents left him
you can save his life and make it better with a donation
we got ten thousand dollars in this gofundme
and i wanna thank you guys for your generosity
i spent the last ten thousand dollars on fitches (bbh: hey!)
i used it on a vacation f~ck those orphans (bbh: nooo!!)
they don’t deserve this money
they’re not about to die like me
i’m gonna steal this money and use it on a vacation (bbh: no!)
wooooo i love money (bbh: no i don’t!)
wooooo f~ck those orphans (bbh: stop saying that!)
i don’t like those orphans (bbh: stop it quackity)
they don’t deserve this as much as me
hey, if you donated to my gofundme
let me tell you something about your funds
you’re never getting them back
you’re never getting cash back
’cause guess what b~tch? i’m about to die
i’m about to die (bbh: no!)
i’m about to die
see you in h~ll, you stupid m~ffinheads (bbh: why?)
karl: badboyhalo loves p~n~s (bbh: stop saying that!)
got a statue with p~ssbrows
karl (spoken): i don’t know what else to say it’s just funny
quackity: an also m~ffinhead is a synonym for stupid sons of b~tches
song end
karl: i feel like we’ve all learnt a lot
quackity: bravo bravo bravo bravo, ah yes sir! bad you have~ you are talent~ bad! that was amazing bad
bbh: that was not me
quackity: bad i didn’t even know you sai~ i didn’t even know you said all these~ bad, did you really go to a seven eleven and make them put money in the~ in the bag
bbh: no!
quackity: that’s insane i never knew you were so badass
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