
lirik lagu purple duck - mating season
[intro]
ducks will do it with almost anything that quacks. someone once described duck mating as ”the closest thing to a gang bang in nature.” before the male duck can mate with the female duck, he must first impress his masculinity upon her
f~ck yeah, alright, alright, alright, alright
[verse 1]
i’m the s~xual gun with the hammer c~cked back
i’m the answer to your dreams, and that is a fact
let’s take a walk in the park in the sun
we can talk about your childhood and the things that you’ve done
we can hold hands and circle the pond
i can prove my masculinity and head b~tt a swan
i’m the purple duck, that’s enough to make you hot
i’m like a three~course love meal with gravy on the top
you’re h~rny, you’re excited, i can tell by your walk
let’s go back to my house, draw pictures with chalk
the instrumental [?] dream
let’s hit the love jelly bowl of ice cream
i’m nice [?] you can wear a scarf
or [?] maybe, but you might feel a draft
it’s time for the blast [?] duck
flex flex flex flex, my man muscles pumped up
[chorus 1]
here is the purple duck
women on heat in the mating season
here is the purple duck
women on heat in the mating season
[verse 2]
it’s mating season, and i’m in the mood
it’s not waiting season, so don’t be rude
if you’re female and you quack, well how about that
let me secrete preen oil and rub it on your back
i’ve got the s~xy duck sk!lls with the duck bill
duck thrill, plus i grab the mic, ill, let’s chill
i’m manliness itself, come and have a quick peek
quack quack quack, i can tell you’re on heat
ignore the other ducks, they couldn’t satisfy you
i could do the things that ducks only dream to do
[interlude]
you wanna come with me?
yeah, i suppose so
alright, man, f~ck yeah
here’s my car, here’s my car
yeah, this is my house, pretty good, man, pretty good, man
yeah
it’s the house
this is the bed, alright, this is the bed
oh purple duck, take me now
okay, okay, okay
~straining~
hold on~
~straining~
this time~
~straining~
uh, f~ck
[chorus 2]
the duck cannot get it up (that’s not true!)
women get cold in the mating season (nah, man, f~ck off)
the duck cannot get it up (no)
women get cold in the mating season (now check it)
[verse 3]
yo, you, with the bag, want some duck? no way!
you, over there, want some duck? get lost!
you, with the hair, want some duck? h~ll no
no one wants the duck! i do! really? no!
[chorus 3]
n0body likes the duck (that’s not true!)
he is all alone in the mating season (nah, f~ck off, man)
n0body likes the duck (they do, some of them do, really)
he is all alone in the mating season (nah, man)
[outro]
nah, f~ck this, man. f~ck this song, man. nah, nah, nah, nah
f~ck~ f~ck, nah
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