lirik lagu psychostick - jolly old sadist
santa didn’t keep his promise, so he’s getting his cookies and milk no more
all i wanted to get for christmas was a boba fett
still in original packaging, but santa has abandoned me
and i wanted me a new guitar
with emgs and a whammy bar
i don’t know why that’s so much to ask
i was good this year, but now i’m beating some -ss because
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santa’s a b-st-rd ‘cuz he wouldn’t give me what i wanted for christmas
santa’s an -sshole ‘cuz he didn’t give me what i wrote on my wishlist
santa’s all shady ‘cuz he won’t deliver on the things that he promised
santa’s so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old s-d-st
lies.
all i wanted to get for christmas was a private jet
with a stewardess named angelina jolie
but santa has forsaken me
and i wanted just like every year
a new liver and a truck of beer
i’ve been so nice and real patient too
but kris kringle’s got a lot of explaining to do because
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santa brought a bunch of socks.
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