lirik lagu pol1z1stens0hn a.k.a. jan böhmermann - v for varoufakis
we are germans!
we are honest, trustworthy people
we are hard as steel, tough as leather and fast as hounds
always right on time!
we are afraid of nothing
some of our most famous national dishes are stuffed pig stomach, blood sausage and roast horse
we are known around the world for our beautifully melodic, yet easy to learn language and for our world famous sense of humor
ha! ha! ha! ha!
when we speak english we all sound like werner herzog:
“look a chicken in the eye.”
we are germans!
we truly are a fearless bunch of motherf-ckers
varoufakis!
yes, some of us actually do have s-x with our closest relatives
it’s an ancient german tradition mainly practiced in a region called saarland
but that’s another story
we are germans!
our gross domestic product sums up to 3.7 trillion us dollars, which makes us the fourth largest economy in the world by far, leading europe
our gold reserves are the second largest in the world
please don’t ask where it came from!
we are germans!
we started two world wars and almost won them both
almost!
we don’t fear death
varoufakis!
but from off in the distance there comes a man!
crazed, seeking vengeance against our peaceful land!
jacket collar raised, on a black motorbike
he puts the “h-ll” in h-llenic and wants to take our pride!
yanis varoufakis!
greek minister of awesome!
relentless varoufakis!
he’s the lost son of zeus with a heart made of stone!
go take all of our savings, but please leave us alone!
his looks burn like fire, his body screams of s-x
our minister of finance doesn’t even have legs!
his leather jacket is made of skin from german shepherd puppies
he feasts on human babies!
even his wife is smoking hot!
like a playmate from the eighties!
he doesn’t negotiate, he simply kicks -ss
he wants us on our knees!
and we cannot resist him help! because he is so totally βοήθειά! 100 percent βοήθειά! awesome!
yannis varoufakis!
greek minister of omfg!
maverick varoufakis!
every time he smiles, an angel dies
oh! those satin shirts!
oh! those merciless eyes!
his armpits taste musky
half god, half souvlaki!
he’s facebook friends with voldemort and even plays the bouzouki!
oh! he’s on the highway to h-llas!
he’s so awesome!
oh my god! take him off of us!
v for varoufakis!
the walking debt!
his facial expression, bulletproof!
help! leave us alone!
oh, his incredible style!
nooooo!
“and stick the finger to germany and say… well, you can now solve this problem by yourself. right?”
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