
lirik lagu poisonous official & pp man - piss jug man
[intro: poisonous]
d~mn!!! i just got sent some h~lla nudes, bro
sh~t
[verse 1: poisonous]
yo, i was going to the gas station
specifically celina 52 truck stop
i ran into their mascot… p~ss jug man
he beat the sh~t out of me while i was there, in his hands
um, on the ground, i got p~ssed on by multiple truckers
um, because he dressed me up as a jug and they thought that i was the p~ss jug
um, so i’m now covered in p~ss and i smell of whiz
running into p~ss jug man at the gas station, oh yeah
so, i gotta do this sh~t for five more minutes, um
this is pain and suffering cuz i smell like p~ss
they call me the p~ss jug man, but
oh wait, it’s okay, here comes the fuh janitor who’s 7’8”, maybe
i don’t know, um, l!ck my toes
7 foot 8 inches and i’ve got 8 inches in my pants
um, huh? who said that? not me, 53
they don’t know that i’m balling
not bawling, but balling, woo!!
they call me kobe bryant cuz i got b~lls
they call me kobe bryant cuz i f~cking died in a helicopter crash in 2019
yo, who the f~ck is messaging me on discord? yuh, uh
“wake up, babe, electric wizard just dropped”~
oh wait, hold on, electric wizard just dropped?
d~mn this is fire, wait
hold on, i gotta listen to this
hold on~ hold on~ turn that~ turn that down
i’m not gonna listen to all that sh~t, it’s seven minutes long
uh, ay, ay, ay, i saw her coochie and i saw her b00bies
uh, i think she said it was 38 double d’s
if i’m correct, it was kinda fire not gonna lie
and my vape tastes like aloe grapple watermelon
lemme say it again, aloe grapple watermelon
one more time, aloe grapple watermelon
once more, al~ alo~ f~ck
uh, yuh, ay
p~ss jug man, p~ss jug man, p~ss jug man
what about it him?
i remember that time that he went missing
and then he was found at some point, i don’t know
yeah, new employee, please welcome our newest employee at celina 52, t.j. forbes, uh
t.j . is a comment reply specialist with nearly 30 years of experience
t.j. specializes in typing words in an order that many would consider witty and at sometimes chuckle worthy
using both a computer and a smartphone to type words, uh
when he’s not typing comments, he’s usually found thinking of replies
before he ultimately gives up without responding
t.j. is also a fatherless child
ay, ay, um, now what do i say?
um, ay, um, gimme an idea, yo
uh, uh, uh, oh, well sh~t, it’s not time for that yet
i gotta wait til it’s five to call my boy
i miss him though, so i might do it sooner
i don’t know, but he’s a f~cking gooner
he’s probably touching himself in his room all alone
he goes to rule34.triple~x
and it’s funny ‘cause he gets a lack of s~x
probably because he touches himself to animated girls
more than going out and actually interacting with real women
‘cause he’s a f~cking loser
~f~cking dies~
i’m never hitting my vape again mid song
yo, yo, yo, p~ss jug man, ay
p~ss jug man, ay, p~ss jug man, ay
p~ss jug man, ay, p~ss jug man, ay
over here, what do we say? (p~ss jug man)
over here, what do we say? (p~ss jug man)
[break: poisonous, pp man]
ay, ay, ay, hold on ~bring bring~
(yo) yo, pp, pp, get on this sh~t, man
get your ass over here and get on this f~cking sh~t
~ba~doonk~ (pp up in the studio)
oh sh~t, there he is
[verse 2: pp man]
yo, ay, i just went to this local business called celina 52 truck stop
located in celina, tn, united states, tennessee, yuh
the only truck stop serving the regional valley region
everything we post is original content
get your celina 52 items here at celina52.com, yeah
p~ss jug man, hey, what’s up? how you doing? i haven’t seen you since, uh, college
yeah, i dropped out of college though ‘cause i already got enough knowledge
on how to live life and pay my f~cking taxes
but i gotta learn how to make advances
with my income because there’s not enough
i might going in~
i might be going into debt because i keep stuffing that i don’t even need
because, yeah, because i want a lot of stuff
but my money makes it so that it’s too much
and i can never have a lot of stuff
(what?!) uh, yeah
p~ss jug man is here, p~ss jug man is here
p~ss jug man is here, p~ss jug man is here
and now i’m playing with the janitor’s b~lls, yuh
ay, yuh, up and down the halls, in between the isles, inside the stalls
i be working with p~ss man, yuh
this songs ten minutes because we decided to make it ten minutes long
i don’t care if you think that’s too long for a song
eat my d~ck and my ass, hoe, oh
you look like you belong in a hole
i’m gonna eat your family in one whole, yuh
ay, oh, mr. poison was talking but his verse files got corrupted
while i was recorded my part so i don’t know what to reference on
edward patrick ten dollars, unlimited uses as five, one, two, three
presented by daequan williams, a real n~word
yeah, i think that’s what it states underneath the red box
but i don’t know ‘cause i don’t have telekinesis for c~cks
yeah, that’s right
me and poison be playing supermarket together
we be selling sh~t like feathers, uh, so
come buy from celina 52 truck stop, america’s deadliest truck stop
we missed p~ss jug man for a little while and then he came
this recommended~ this required, don’t complain
have a nice motherflippin day, yuh
ay, we got the c~ck and b~lls missed at the truck stop, yeah
what the f~ck? oh, they employed luigi
that guy who shot that,uh, guy in new york city
they got him at tennessee
working at celina 52 truck stop~e, uh
thank you management for showing this picture of a beautiful black and wife~
with their future child, celina 52 truck stop is excited to announce
the birth of deandre edward alexander earlier this month
2 days ago, that must’ve been like december first through like eighth or something
why the f~ck is there a child inside the stop?
enter as strangers, leave as friends at celina 52 restroom stalls
autistic and ready to f~ck but the fuzz wasn’t enough
pulling on the television screen next to my black ice
and i want to f~ck my kitchen spice, yeah
and lace it with my cum, yeah
i am a bum, yeah
i don’t have a job to work yet
instead i’m doing this stupid sh~t, yuh
ay, oh, i’m about to stop in like a few seconds
like one, two, three, four
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