lirik lagu - pixie goblin - the true arnie sarnie
a! r! n! i! e! what does that spell?! arnie!!
s! a! r! n! i! e! what does that spell?! sarnie!! put it together!
arnie sarnie x8
this song has a really good trend
but this songs still ‘bout my really weird friend
whether this is better it will depend
but soon he’ll realise that this song is his end
while i am gonna call him a pest
this song will finally put him to the test
i don’t know but you probably could have guessed
that arnie sarnie is a cringe fest
if you didn’t know he is a school nerd
but the way he thinks is extremely absurd
i know this hasn’t come unheard
but does he know what everyone concurred? if you wanna describe his nose in one word
you can say it looks akin to a particular bird
in others words his nose is like pinocchio
and his hair looks like a failed finocchio
while this tension can be cut with a knife
sooner or later this song will be rife
now let’s get started about his young life
and why at a young age he had strife
when i think of this it eternally makes me sigh
it makes me realise he’s not a normal guy
cos when he was young he wanted to cry
his life was so depressing he wanted to die
nothing could make him happy. that was a lie
cos the person he desired was jenny d.i.y!
when he plays online it is always lagging
if he tried to beat kian it would be a lolly gagging
he looks really bad when he tries to pose, that is because he has a really huge ginormous gigantic big nose!
arnie never has anything good to say
he’s been flirting with toby cos he’s actually g-y
i know this can be quite cliche
but it’s clear to me now that you’ve always been prey
arnie cannot emotionally manage
that is because he is named after a sandwich!!
this song proves that arnie is useless
kian is obviously better i don’t know why there’s any confusion
now let’s take this song and show how fat he’s become
i’ve beaten the shit out of him and he weighs a big ton!
arnie really thinks he is better than amr
if he thinks that then he’s been drinking beer
now it’s time for me to inject some fear
my vocal knife might as well be a spear
arnie’s nose no one can oppose
arnie’s clothes well i don’t like those!
i’m about to burn this sandwich so you’re gonna need a water hose
that what’s you are decimated
it sucks that you were even created
but then i think it’s fated
for you to get annihilated
it’s about time that your outdated
i know you’re feeling frustrated
i may get hated
but your the one that got incinerated!
i wish that you were animated
so your existence would be fabricated
you’re so contaminated
and that’s not even complicated
you just got calculated
and from that you were terminated
but as you’re -ss-ssinated
your nose is still overstated!
i think that this is long awaited
for you to get dominated
so you wanna be rated?
i wish you were exterminated
you’re intoxicated
and discriminated
and as always i indicated
that no matter how you cut it you are humiliated!
but when i think about it i kinda feel sorry
our friendship is jeopardised so of course it gives me worry
i mean i don’t know what kind of friend i am for me to make a diss track
it was never my intention to insult… or attack
with a bit of rng we can be friends like we once were
don’t you remember the fun times we made fun of simba’s fur?
or when we played granny on stream, to be honest it was nice
this is why we should be friends…. please this cause… must suffice
wait! i can feel my heart has a burning p-ssion
it’s telling me that you’re stupid and you certainly have no sense for fashion
oh arnie, i tried to stop myself…. honestly
but haha i guess i can’t stop making fun of arnie sarnie!!
now i can’t believe your second name is beanie
i’m gonna bury you without needing any feeling
you’re named after a gross panini
it means your ego’s very teeny
cos i know when you lie in your bed
“i have standards” echoes in your head
you never should’ve said that you meanie
it explains why i’ve seen you tryna summon a genie
i understand now why you want yourself dead
ever since you’ve spoke your spirit has bled
and i know the other piece of dread
you wish you were made of better bread
and to be honest that is quite sad
it causes me pity i’m not glad
and that sucks cos you’re my comrade
even though you look worse than my grandad
and that’s bad…..
now it’s time for h-ll and back
its clear to me your brain has a crack
like a seagull you always steal a snack
it’s the same one every time a big mac
the fact you whack the fact you smack
me randomly confuses me a lot like fack!
maybe because your soul is black
and your nose is longer than a racetrack
not only that you are unfit
but you still somehow smell like a sweaty armpit
i never meant to talk shit and outwit
but i think it’s a good plan if you quit and submit
now you should find a wrist to slit
cos you’re definitely thinking “this hurts a bit.”
but to be honest i really don’t get it
cos you do this to everyone else (slow down) you hypocrite
oh my! arnie i would like to apologise
it was never my motive to expose my good friend with lies
i guess in your eyes i must’ve been full of *l-st*
it’s been a good run but i guess even friendships must go bust
i guess the only thing i can do now is atone
i really really hope me being loathsome isn’t set in stone
the only thing i wanted to do is keep you scared and on your toes
but it still doesn’t stop you containing a really huge ginormous gigantic big nose!!
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