lirik lagu pissed jeans - everywhere is bad

[chorus]
everywhere is bad
i’m sorry if that makes you sad
but wherever you go, there’s one thing you should know
and that’ everywhere is bad

everywhere is bad
i’m sorry if that makes you sad
but wherever you go, there’s one thing you should know
and that’ everywhere is bad

[verse]
philadelphia?
trashy streets

san francisco?
there’s no more freaks

seattle?
you’re soaking wet

las vegas?
a losing bet

new york?
the rent’s too high
boston?
you’ll get in a fight

ohio?
haha, yeah right

miami?
climate change

austin, texas?
it’s way too strange

hawaii?
don’t be a colonizer

death valley?
you’ll need some moisturizer

acapulco?
easily bored

pamplona?
you might get gored

helsinki?
it’s way too cold
rome? (in italy)
catholic controlled

[chorus]
everywhere is bad
i’m sorry if that makes you sad
but wherever you go, there’s one thing you should know
and that’ everywhere is bad

everywhere is bad
i’m sorry if that makes you sad
but wherever you go, there’s one thing you should know
and that’ everywhere is bad

[verse]
the ocean?
eaten by sharks

caves in a mountain?
they’re way too dark

mars?
could use some air

proxima b?
it’s way out there
nazareth?
we can’t go back

non~existence?
everything’s black

paradise?
lousy food

h~ll?
too many dudes

[bridge]
it’s so hard to find a place
somewhere good to go
so don’t blame me
when i say i told you so

you know why?

’cause everywhere
everywhere
everywhere is bad