lirik lagu peggy lee - professor hauptmann's performing dogs
ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present
the headlining act of the day
an act that has played for the crowned heads of europe
appearing for the first time in the u.s. of a
professor hauptmann’s performing dogs
professor hauptmann’s miraculous dogs
jugglers and acrobats dressed up like clowns
dogs in tuxedos and sw~nk evening gowns
some dressed like sailors in navy blue jeans
standing up and acting just like real human beings
professor hauptmann’s performing dogs
professor hauptmann’s incrediblе dogs
one rides a pony and carries a pursе
one is on roller skates dressed like a nurse
a dog in a derby is doing a dance
a mutt in red suspenders keeps on losing his pants
someone up there in the third mezzanine
said, “ain’t that the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?”
an elegant pup in a black tie stood up
at the piano and started to play
an alsatian hound all bejeweled and begowned
heard the music and started to bay
the first tenor howled and the baritone growled
and the audience shouted, “hooray!”
a little chihuahua got so excited
it had to be taken away
someone up there in the third mezzanine
said, “ain’t that the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?”
professor hauptmann’s performing dogs
professor hauptmann’s spectacular dogs
watch them do somersaults, cartwheels and springs
see them cavorting and jumping through rings
breathtaking stunts that amaze and surprise
feats of sk!ll and daring right before your own eyes
seventeen schnauzers in bell bottom trousers
come tumbling out of a bar
they stagger and stumble and fall down and fumble
then all tumble into a car
one starts up the motor and low and behold
he crashes it right through the rail
a big english bulldog dressed up like a cop
arrests them and takes them to jail
someone up there in the third mezzanine
said, “ain’t that the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?”
professor hauptmann’s performing dogs
professor hauptmann’s unparalleled dogs
for our grand finale, those marvelous mongrels
surpassing their previous tricks
those incomparable canines alive and in person
enacting the spirit of ’76
one plays the fife and one beats the drum
one waves the flag while he walks and chews gum
marching together with boots on their feet
shoulder to shoulder and right on the beat
then on rush the red coats and u.s. marines
they fire guns and fall down dead just like human beings
someone up there in the third mezzanine
said, “ain’t that the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?”
professor hauptmann’s performing dogs
professor hauptmann’s heartwarming
super barnstorming
super performing dogs!
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