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lirik lagu paul tracey - plastic bag

if you look at me you must agree, i’m not very tall
i don’t play guitar
and so far i’ve told no lies at all (well, just a couple of teeny ones)
today’s the 98th of august 1991, let’s forget the truth for once and have a little fun

did you know that dogs are really ants who’ve had too much to eat?
did you know you’ll turn into a vampire if you eat raw meat?
did you know that hippos have to teach their children how to yawn
and the sea goes out of sight each night and races back each dawn?

and the whole world’s covered with a plastic bag
plastic bag, yes, a plastic bag
oh dear, the whole world’s covered with a plastic bag
that’s why even little people don’t fall off

if you look at me you must agree that i’m about… hmm 13
and right up there i’ve lots of hair
and my nose is green (don’t touch that color, [?])
you may say i’m blind, but i don’t mind, you can say i’m dumb
don’t bother me with facts like that, ‘cause lies are much more fun

did you know the moon’s not made of cheese but really made of glue?
did you know that motorbikes are really cars cut up in two?
did you know that doctors charge too much? (i sneaked a true one in)
did you know it’s wonderful to lose and horrible to win?
and the whole world’s covered with a plastic bag
plastic bag, yes, a plastic bag
oh dear, the whole world’s covered with a plastic bag
that’s why bread and honey always falls face down (i’ll give it to the ant here if i don’t, [whistle])

did you know that eating healthy food is bound to make you ill?
did you know that joggers have to jog because they can’t stand still?
did you know that photographs are really people squashed out flat
and the opposite of overweight is very very fat?

and the whole world’s covered with a plastic bag
plastic bag, yes, a plastic bag
oh dear, the whole world’s covered with a plastic bag
that’s why water’s dry and that’s why i love you
that’s why donkeys fly
and that’s why i love you
that’s why singers lie
and that’s why i love you (that last part’s true)

- lirik lagu paul tracey

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