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lirik lagu patches - mike and ikes interlude

[jay songz]
hey w-ssup man. you find everything ok today?

[patche$]
well yea actually. these mike and ike’s, they used to be 6 ounces but now they’re 5.5 ounces

[jay songz]
aye man there’s nothing i can do about that fam

[patche$]
well can i get a discount or something cause they’re still the same price

[jay songz]
man are you stupid?

[patche$]
alright alright alright hold on i’ll be back
so i’ve found a solution. i have two boxes now

[jay songz]
ok and?

[patche$]
well you know. if you play with patche$’s mike and ike’s, patche$ gets angry
so here’s what’s going to happen

(gun sound)

[dandaman]
he’s got a gun!
oh my gosh run!
(lady screaming)

[patche$]
everybody shut up!
i need that .5 ounces
open the box now!

[jay songz]
aye yo this man is really tripping

[patche$]
i didn’t ask you to say anything
now this is my scale that i usually weigh my cocaine on
i need you to measure my .5 ounces
that’s only .48, i need my half an ounce

[jay songz]
alright yo yo yo. is this good?

[patche$]
now open the other box and put them in there

[jay songz]
alright man that’ll be a dollar and six cents
can i help you with anything else?

[patche$]
it was nice doing business with you but there is one more thing

[jay songz]
oh my gosh what do you want?

[patche$]
alright pablo you can come out now

[dandaman]
congratulations sir! you have just been hoyed!

[jay songz]
hold up hold up hold up. what the (beep) you mean i just got hoyed? my (beep) i just got a (beep) gun pointed to my…
get that (beep) camera out my face. what the (beep) is this bull (beep) talking about i got (beep) hoyed. get that (beep) (beep) i work at a (beep) dollar tree what the (beep). aye yo dollar tree don’t pay me enough for this (beep). and what the (beep) is a hoy?

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