lirik lagu oxhorn - the anti-elf anthem
[verse 1]
of all the men of azeroth i must say
that my least favorite race is the elf
i’d rather have lunch with a fat ogre
than to spend one moment with an elf
i’d rather take a slime to a homey pub
than to toast to an elf’s health
they tall and purple and all too skinny
and of this you must be sure
that elves are the sickliest things around
and sadly there is no cure
[pre~chorus]
ooo ooo ooo ooo!
[chorus]
stay away from those crooked elves
they look like women and smell like h~ll
so if you would take my sound advice
keep a distance of at least ten feet
[verse 2]
i’d rather go fishing with onyxia
than to go fishing with an elf
i’d rather go swimming with a dead murloc
than boating with an ugly elf
their voices are fem and they don’t resemble men
they’re bodies are void of hair
and so i’m sure you can understand
why they give me such a scare
[pre~chorus]
ooo ooo ooo ooo!
[chorus]
stay away from those crooked elves
they look like women and smell like h~ll
so if you would take my sound advice
keep a distance of at least ten feet
[verse 3]
despite my better judgment
i once went camping with an elf
he stole my s’mores and dented my pots
and made the campground smell
of lavender and rose buds
such nasty smells they be
and so i threw him into the lake
then went and had some tea
(ha! ha! ha!)
[pre~chorus]
ooo ooo ooo ooo!
[chorus]
stay away from those crooked elves
they look like women and smell like h~ll
so if you would take my sound advice
keep a distance of at least ten feet
Lirik lagu lainnya:
- lirik lagu orienn (pr) - freestyle 3
- lirik lagu bobomobile - wonderful time for living
- lirik lagu amari j - 1517
- lirik lagu millkzy - strings of deception
- lirik lagu ballenci - flight
- lirik lagu maleah joi moon & chris lee - unthinkable (i'm ready)
- lirik lagu plugnight - meloncholic swag
- lirik lagu snmore - дифир2мб с2не
- lirik lagu bobby pulido & luis padilla - cosas del amor (en vivo)
- lirik lagu absolutism - пираты (pirates)