
lirik lagu original cast of why am i so single - why am i so single?
[oliver, spoken]
so, tell me, what actually happened?
[nancy, spoken]
so i matched with this guy on hinge
we start chatting and suddenly i’m like, “oh sh~t, i recognise that company name
that’s where the ex works
[oliver, spoken]
and just to confirm, this is ‘the ex’?
[nancy, spoken]
yeah, ‘the ex’
so i’m like, “ooh do i really want to go for a drink with someone who may, in fact currently be sharing desk sp~ce with the ‘one that got away’?”
and i’m like, “yes, of course”
[oliver, spoken]
yeah, like obviously
[nancy, spoken]
yeah cause like, what could possibly go wrong?
[oliver, spoken]
well?
[nancy]
so it’s like any other date
[oliver]
so you’re charming and you’re grеat
[nancy]
yes, i’ve hidden all my flaws, but strap in
bеcause it’s going well, i’m thinking, “what the h~ll?
i’ll ask about my ex, what’s the worst thing that could happen?”
[oliver]
no don’t tell me ahh
[nancy, oliver]
yes, he’s moving out to paris with a girlfriend
what?
which shocked me
so naturally i cried, my date was terrified
and said, “hey, let’s be friends”
but now i’m pretty sure he’s blocked me
[nancy]
what sucks though, is i know
the ex is out there practicing français
meanwhile i’m sat here in your flat
back here with you listening to me say
why am i so single?
why am i so alone? i’m so ready to mingle
i don’t get it
why am i so single?
my bed’s more barren than the backyard of kris kringle
[oliver]
i don’t get it
[nancy]
just forget it
[nancy]
and i think i’m a decent catch
but every time i find a match
no matter what i do
i end up sitting here sinking my troubles in a drink
in your flat still thinking
why am i so single?
[oliver, spoken]
okay, let’s stop this moping and go out on the town
[nancy, spoken]
no, i’m too sad and alone
[oliver, spoken]
come on, we’ll paint it red baby
redder than your puffy eyes
[nancy, spoken]
great, thanks for that
[oliver, spoken]
ooh i know, let’s go away together again
on another writing retreat
bash out the musical we’ve got to do
[nancy, spoken]
i’d love to but i’ve got a very busy schedule of weeping to keep up with so unfortunately i won’t be able~
[oliver, spoken]
oh my god, come on
no, no, no, no, shut up, it’ll be so fun
remember last time?
[oliver]
we got that little countryside airbnb
i’d make you breakfast at the aga
[nancy, spoken]
oh yeah!
[oliver]
and on the night the rain poured, i sat with you and endured
[nancy & oliver]
all five feature films in the twilight saga
[oliver]
jacob showed his torso more and more and more
so i quietly opened grindr
but the app was an abyss, so while you stayed to watch them kiss
i went to bed and had my own happy ending, kinda
[nancy, spoken]
wait, what?
[oliver]
actually wow, hearing that now
makes it sound like i’m some rejectee
[nancy, spoken]
but no, that’s me
[oliver, spoken]
yeah, cause
[oliver]
for that to be true
i would need to
have had an actual boyfriend to dump me, ha ha ha ha!
[oliver & ensemble]
why am i so single? (why, why, why, why?)
why am i so alone? i’m so ready to mingle (they’re so ready)
i don’t get it
why am i so single? (why, why, why, why?)
they say, “go get ’em tiger”
but i’m no bengal
[oliver, spoken]
rawr! like the jungle cat
[nancy]
thanks, we get it
[oliver]
shall we duet it?
[nancy, spoken]
sure
[nancy & oliver]
i know i’m a f~cking ten, but when i’m out there f– dating men
[oliver]
no matter what i do
[nancy]
no matter what we do
[oliver]
i end up sitting here sinking my troubles in a drink
in my flat still thinking
why am i so single?
[nancy, spoken]
so we poured ourselves another glass, chatted more
but don’t worry, we didn’t lose our composure at all
[oliver]
you’re so nice
[nancy]
you’re so nice
[nancy & oliver]
both of us are just so very nice
and handsome
[nancy]
we are well read
[oliver]
good at giving advice
[nancy, oliver & ensemble]
we’re s~xually healthy
and adequately wealthy
so what the f~cking h~ll is going on? (what the f~ck is going on?)
[oliver]
why am i–
[nancy & ensemble]
why am i so single? (why, why, why, why?)
i’m trying hard to score but i’m stuck in goal
i don’t get it
[oliver & ensemble]
why am i so single? (why, why, why, why?)
the only thing i’m eating out is this tube of pringles
[oliver, spoken]
he doesn’t get it
[nancy & ensemble]
why am i so single? (why, why, why, why?)
anne’s off getting laid but i’m the other boleyn girl
[nancy, spoken]
i never get it
[oliver & ensemble]
why am i so single? (why?)
it’s like they’re singing
“voulez~vous coucher avec moi”
but i’m not bilingual (not bilingual)
je ne comprend pas
[nancy & oliver]
pourquoi je suis so single
[oliver]
oh!
[oliver, spoken]
yeah, maybe this is why actually
[nancy, spoken]
yeah, probably, yeah
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