lirik lagu original broadway cast of shrek: the musical - story of my life

[guard]
alright, when i call your name, step forward
pinocchio, the puppet

[pinocchio]
i’m not a puppet
i’m a real boy

[guard]
that’s your patch of mud down there

[pinocchio]
oh, dumped on a swamp
man i tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap

life is disappointing
woe is what i know
outed by my nose
that’s just how it goes
for poor pinocchio

story of my life
always doomed to fail
cheated by a fox
swallowed by a whale
that’s the story of my life, oh yeah
that’s the story of my life

[shoemaker’s elf]
strife is never ending

[guard]
peter pan

[peter pan]
banished
from the town

[guard]
ugly duckling

[ugly duckling]
they dragged me from the pond

[fairy godmother]
they broke my magic wand

[three little pigs]
they blew our condos down

[guard]
wicked witch

[wicked witch]
life is but a witch hunt

[mama bear]
mama’s in the mud
mama’s in distress

[mad hatter]
they ridiculed my hat

[three little pigs]
they said that we were fat

[big bad wolf]
they tore my cotton granny dress
and called me a hot and tranny mess

[guard]
sugar plum fairy

[all]
story of my life
booted from the ball
told to go away

[humpty dumpty]
tumbled off a wall

[all]
but that’s the story of my life

[guard]
you’re late rabbit

[white rabbit]
that’s the story of my life

[guard]
have fun you guys

[all]
that’s the story of my life

[guard]
and remember
if we find you back in the kingdom, you will be executed

[all]
i always dreamed i’d get a happy ending

[wicked witch]
and this right here, not how it goes

[all]
i always dreamed i’d get an ever after
if this is it, it blows
it blows
it blows
it blows

[pinocchio]
this is worse than the time i caught dutch elm’s disease in tijuana

[all]
story of my life
all the wasted prayers
all the broken dreams

[three bears]
all the broken chairs

[all]
all the damage done

[three bears]
all the busted beds

[all]
all the shattered falls

[three bears]
and the porridge on our heads

[all]
that’s the story of my life, yes sir
that’s the story of my life, oy vey
that’s the story of my
life

[pinocchio]
cr-p

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