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lirik lagu ofuh real - dis sum good shit

[verse 1]
i’m a valedictorian in bootyology and i love to bone bone bone like thugs n harmony
my daily schedule says smoke sh~t then rap
like when im f~ckin ill write rhymes on a girls back (d~mn!)
im sick enough to sh~t on my hand and ill b~tch slap you
and youll be found on the ground by your mom like son is that you?
nah youre a b~tch so get a lower back tattoo
and this beat knocks harder than a kid locked in the bathroom
when i heard this beat i instantly started to head bop
and know just what to move like i was michael j fox
i get down like a room full of stray shots
ill put an mc in his place slap him like aye stop (sorry..)
let me remind you that i spit the swinе flu
when youre asleep ill take a sh~t on that pillow bеside you
and if i die tonight choking on a sandwich with ham and cheddar
ill jump inside of your body so youll finally rhyme better
ill light up a joint then call the radio station and say
ima dedicate this next song here to medication ,okay?
my lungs can’t stand me theyre aggravated and mad at me
so they took me to court for attempted murder and battery
start my day with a blunt that is fat and thick
few minutes later i’ll look like i’m holdin’ hamster sh~t
i don’t quit til i burn the tips of my lips
if you share hits with me youll be screaming son of a b~tch!
i had a dream that i could buy my way through heaven
woke up bought a nickel bag made it in there within seconds
im bakin like kevin now im a real high guy
im so high i could give jesus christ the high five
woah i can see my house from up here
[?] light the blunts head on fire call it getting his hair did
only the best sh~t i dont f~ck with that watermelon weed
cause youll hit that sh~t once and youll be spitting out seeds
[verse 2]
i think i reached my peak and my insanity limit
ill f~ck your wife in the living room with your family in it
god d~mn it im kiddin sike oops i lied
you know i have her bent over as if her shoes untied
i wish somebody would come and f~ck wit my salary
so he’ll get hit in the face with a pillow case filled with batteries
mention my name in front of an mc and he gets the chills
started off writing a rhyme and you ended up writing a will (d~mn!)
making them hyperventilate having them shook and panic
have the girl blow my whistle like that girl from titanic
have your son holding a jar with your picture of your face in
he’ll be asking for donations
put a c4 under his pillow, reckless
have him wake up with more than a headache when he gets breakfast
ill go to yo girls house and ill let her bounce on these
and ill make a dumbf~ck face like im about to sneeze
i know im smokin good sh~t when it hurts in my breath
feels like a fat b~tch stompin [?] on top of my chest
the day that i get hit by a bus is the day that ill stop
ill still be doing this hip hop with flip flops and a bald spot
aye wait pause stop i need a break wait b~tch
i smoke ugly blunts they needa go get face lifts
the next person that sells me cheap weed that is offbeat
my feet and his t~~th will have a menage a trois with the concrete
when i get blazed sometimes i dont hear a sound
mom screaming right at my face all i see is her movin mouth
like wah wah wah wah wah she soundin like charlie brown
i get so high that ill probably end up dying if i hit the ground
man youre so scary and spooky
ain’t no one f~ckin wit me like hoes with the hairiest coochies
ill smoke purple grapes and no not the berries and fruits
if it ain’t purple then it is green like vegetarian dookie

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