lirik lagu oddjobs - twinkvizomy
[intro: advizer]
we got twinkie jiggles
and we got dj anatomy
and my name is, well
[verse 1: advizer]
advizer knows a thing or two about a thing or two
so come on down, bring your crew, they’re just finger food
you crabs is soft sh~lls, we hungry pot bellies
how you gonna rocksteady? your style’s top~heavy
your head don’t even fit your hat, we could go tit for tat
but you can’t even spit the facts, much less rip the track
act bizarre super stars, no one knows who we are
prepare for the us tour like sirajul and mujibur
you ain’t truly hard, youse a skeezer, y’all drink taquiza
y’all order caesar salads, we eat frozen pizzas
i’m a brain~teaser, you just a knock~knock joke
delivery’s always the same and punch lines is broke
you got approached, asked if you was dissin’ guys on my team
and had you talking so fast i thought you were selling mirco machines
ayo my rhymes are so mean i make microphones fiend
to be held by someone gentler, much nicer than me
not “nice” meaning nice but “nice” meaning p–
the way i was before i started hiding in my hoody
but now i’ve grown old, stone cold and learned a lot
twin cities local and yo i’ve earned my plot
but on the low down, i’m my hometown’s best kept secret
i had to move far away just so i could keep it
steve and sean go beyond lookin’ for props or paper
but give ’em drums and your girl starts going into labor
i’m just a christian laettner~hater who never gave ya what you want
’cause everyone’s just looking for that savior of the month
the only cat at the player’s club cologne smelling like vapo rub
pagin’ up a rhyme book so fast i’m catching paper cuts
cats ain’t staying up late enough to rock with us
autopsy reads a microphones lodged eight inches down his esophagus
(huh) now cough it up, i’m like a one~man posse cut
always happy to serve you like those new york coffee cups
ain’t no job odd enough, ain’t n0body want some
your crew’s a babysitter’s club, you’re weak like midi drums
next time you give me mugs remember you ain’t really from the city slums
little scrubs need to give it up and kiss the tongue
of my nike sans shoestrings to prevent the urge
of strangling the next cat who attempts to spit his verse
don’t get disturbed, it’s just me doing the best i can do
and if i ever went solo, my favorite mc would be crescent moon
y’all ain’t cute, y’all are playing the flute
and i’m a six~man firing squad aiming to shoot
while y’all was on stage quote un~quote “rocking the crowd”
i was in the back with so~and~so talking out loud
mocking your style, wishing i could wash your mouth with soap and p~ss
and tell you to go kiss who ever told you to spit
see most the vocalists use mics like pogo sticks
hopping on ’em saying nothing, going nowhere quick
youse a poser type, you gotta sign up for the open mics
these mics open wide for me and then i have to close ’em tight
you don’t write ’cause you all scared and afraid
of that blank piece of paper staring you in the face
see when i’m on the microphone it’s like the twilight zone
you start seeing things you never seen in your life before
while you kids ain’t going nowhere, that’s exactly what you settle for
the only place you ever been’s the message board or the record store
keep spittin’ boring similes and metaphors
you’re gonna get jumped like you was sittin’ on a checker board
and just before you get on stage to match flows with advizer
i’m shouting “what’s your zodiac sign?!”
[chorus: oddjobs]
is it virgo?
is it leo?
is it scorpio?
is it sagittarius?
how ’bout aquarius?
is it cancer?
is it capricorn?
is it aries?
how ’bout taurus?
is it gemini?
[outro: advizer]
we got the cmi, oddjobs, anatomy
twinkie jiggles on the cut, on his advice
what’s up nomi, deetalx, crescent moon
that’s how we do it, uh
the rest of you could get the (what?) ha!
not gonna say it, i’m just playin’, i rhyme like that
my man came up with the funky style track
we got the bass lines, we got the drums
we never waste time, we do it how it comes
we flowin’ straight off the dome, no i’m not at my home
i’m at new york city, you know how that goes
i come from minneapolis, baby saint paul
and i love to rock, i’m off the wall
just like wacky wallwalkers, luke skywalker
i’m a fly talker, your girl wants to get with me
she wants to rip with me, uh
that’s how we do it, advizer mc, yeah
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