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lirik lagu noodleboi - vapes & doritos

[intro]
hey, mom and dad
i bet you want me to get a job or something but, guess what?
f~ck you, imma stay here and do nothing but touch myself to my little pony and yif, yeah
bet you can’t say anything about that
i don’t care if you wanna spend quality time with me, go f~ck yourself, fortnite is the sh~t

[chorus]
i’m sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house

[verse 1]
i will never get a job
i just wanna look at loli while i’m jacking off
cause i’m a useless piece of sh~t
i will never be having s~x, cause anime is the f~cking best
and also i can’t get a girlfriend

[pre~chorus]
f~ck that sh~t, i don’t wanna get a job
i just wanna eat doritos while i’m tugging on my dong
while i put my parents in crippling debt
for the rest of my life, i’m gonna be a f~cking pest
while i cum all over my anime mouse pad with the br~~sts
and i’m gonna do it all until i’m f~cking dead
[chorus]
cause i’m sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house
sleeping on the couch and i live in my mom’s house

[outro]
mom’s house
i’m living in her house
i’m living in her house
i’m a f~cking loser
i will remain a virgin
gonna remain a virgin
n0body likes me

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