lirik lagu nina west - the kitty girl county spelling bee (interlude)
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-microphone feedback-
nina west: welcome to the kitty girl county fourth annual spelling bee. i’m your spelling bee queen, nina west. we’re down to our final two contestants competing for the grand prize of a trip to djibouti. and if you can spell that, you win!
vanessa vanjie mateo: mmhm!
manila luzon: djibouti?
vanessa vanjie mateo: i’m not gonna try that one, mama.
manila luzon: where is djibouti?
nina west: okay then. onto our final round. contestant number one: vanessa vanjie mateo. your word is “yaaas!”
vanessa vanjie mateo: yaaas. y-a-a-a-a-a… a-s. yaaas!
nina west: ugh, so close. it’s actually spelled “y-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s.” ugh. that’s seven a’s and you only gave us six.
manila luzon: oh, she can’t spell.
vanessa vanjie mateo: so you brought me here to rig it up? this is rigged. can we get a recount? i already know: rigged. rigged. rigged. next word: rigged.
nina west: woah! easy, girls! really, vanessa, calm down.
manila luzon: girl, you just can’t spell.
nina west: onto contestant number two: manila luzon.
manila luzon: hey!
nina west: your word is “kiki.”
vanessa vanjie mateo: can y’all at least not make it this obvious that you’re rigging it up? she gets “kiki,” i get— uh-uh, no. i know how y’all do me.
manila luzon: girl! girl, you can’t spell “yaaas?”
vanessa vanjie mateo: kiki? i know kiki; she’s from englewood. kiki.
manila luzon: you can’t spell “yaaas?” come on, it’s “yaaas.” okay, kiki. um, could you use it in a sentence, please?
nina west: let’s have a kiki. i wanna have a kiki.
vanessa vanjie mateo: i know my good girl, kiki! how y’all gon’ give that— capital k-i—
manila luzon: hey! girl! girl, it’s my word! sit down! why don’t you walk backwards, repeat your name three more times, and step to the back? okay. -clears throat- kiki. k-i, um, c-k-a-i with an accent over it, e with the two dots, y. oh, i mean-i mean-and, and six a’s. kiki?
nina west: oh, i am so sorry. that is completely wrong.
manila luzon: really? is it?
nina west: the correct spelling is k-i-k-i. looks like i’m going to djibouti! thanks for playing, girls.
vanessa vanjie mateo: oh, so you give yourself the prize package. wow, this is really something else!
manila luzon: ugh, i can’t-i can’t believe this. i mean, at least we could have had two winners.
vanessa vanjie mateo: can we just get to the song?
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