lirik lagu national lampoon - kung fu christmas
ooooh, midnight in the ghetto street
a desperate boy, he wants somethin’ t’ eat
(’cause he’s dead on his feet)
to “the man” in the squad car, it’s just his “beat”
(he don’t care, he don’t live there…)
he lives in queens
(not manhattan or the bronx, or, brooklyn –ahhhh,
oooooh!)
a thief on the roof, a mugger in the hall
(stick ’em up, stick ’em up!)
a baby on the floor, eatin’ paint off the wall
(how’s he gonna grow tall?)
but, there’s one time of year that brings joy to one
and all
(when ev’ry race has a smile on it’s face…)
ooooh…
refrain 1:
junkie on the corner, the pusher uptown
diggin’ the yuletide, santa’s gettin’ down
holiday colors of red and green
turkey’s big and fat and the gangsta lean
numbers runner stops for a chat
the apollo doorman tips his hat
and he says:
“have a kung-fu christmas!”
livin’ in the ghetto, you always lose
they’ll shoot ya’ for your socks
and, they’ll stick ya’ for your shoes
when you’re a super bad dude,
you pay super bad dues
(where fear and strife is a way of life…)
but, there’s a man comin’ today
with lots of loot
he’s got a pimp-mo-sleigh,
a red and white fur suit
he’s a superfly guy;
and, he’s awful cu-u-ute
(he’s about to arrive, bringing jingle bell jive!)
refrain 2:
santa claus is makin’ the soul train scene
slickin’ down his beard with afro sheen®
eeny meeny and miney mo
frost in your hair, and snow up your nose
diamond in the back, trimmed with holly
my girls are on the street, an’ i’m feelin’ jolly
christmas eve’s comin’ with the last-minute bustle
santa tells the elves “you’d better do the hustle”
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