lirik lagu mysticgotjokes - checkmate.
[intro]
i wrote this from my house in the hills
(all the way up)
it’s not a braggadocious statement
(it’s not)
it’s just a factual one
step forward with it
[verse]
you probably saying i’m always crying like a b-tch
you probably say i’m really p-ssy whip
but the thing is you don’t know what p-ssy is
(no)
wait go look in the mirror that’s what p-ssy is
sorry rice i don’t play nice
so better think twice before you step to the mic
like you ready to fight
(for real)
man, you got a lot of fans that’s what we call luck
(it is)
sorry mr. gum but i’m about to chew you up
(i am)
and just watching your videos is bad for my health
since you can’t k!ll me i guess i got to k!ll myself
mystic your videos are really, really wack
i watched one time but i didn’t even laugh
like to be honest man they’re really not funny
and your girl don’t love you she only with you for your money
(woah)
d-mn, man, i guess the truth hurts
but wait, that ain’t the truth so let’s reverse
i messed up and cheated but at least i’ve got options
(at least i got hoes)
you can never cheat cause you can’t get one b-tch
(nope)
i never paid for s-x, but you would
and i don’t need to eat
but you should
(anorexia)
bad b-tches is the only thing i like
and “no b-tches” is the only thing in your life
(no hoes)
tell your fans keep sending me l’s
(please)
cause i’m eating them up and throwing out the sh-lls
money on my mind so this a waste of my time
and i’d tell you are the best
but then i’d be lying
(oh my god)
you think you would could for the king and that’d be fine?
partic-p-tion award?
i see that you’re trying
(you did)
yeah man this is way too easy
now i’m dancing around your clown -ss
they calling me “breezy”
you only diss little kids that’s how i know that your cheesy
and your face smashed in like chris did “riri”
(d-mn)
this all the truth i ain’t hating on you
no girl do you if you dating a dude
and you said that i’m just using your name for views?
(really)
but how’s that true if i’m more famous than you?
hold it
[closer]
ha!
like i said this is all for fun
hey but shoutout to team mystic
you are the best team in the league
mysticgotjokes, b-tch!
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