lirik lagu my toilet is clogged - rectal dysfunction
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh~t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p~~p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
[verse 1]
b~tt is bumpy, red and lumpy
veins are thumping, blood is pumping
stomach bloated, bowels loaded
r~ct~m roasted, b~tt eroded
~n~s fissured, cut like scissors
r~ct~m withered, sh~t’s a k!ller
inflammation situation
my frustration, b~tt mutilation
b~tt is burning, stomach churning
bowels turning, it’s concerning
b~tt is bl~~dy, blood is runny
in my tummy, it ain’t funny
got colitis, yeah it’s like this
gotta fight this as i write this
p~~p obstruction, b~tt destruction
p~~p disruption, rectal dysfunction
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hеmorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
thе sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh~t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p~~p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
[verse 2]
b~tt is bleeding, blood is leaking
skin is peeling, never healing
stomach rumbling, acid bubbling
r~ct~m crumbling, i am suffering
~n~s cracking, bones are snapping
r~ct~m jamming, ass detaching
constipation, consternation
imma need some medication
b~tt is broken, cut wide open
bowels frozen, cut~up colon
b~tt is breaking, ~n~s gaping
stomach aching, sh~t is scr~ping
‘gainst my assh0l~, makes my ass swole
tears my muscles, and my bowels
sh~t’s a sickle, hard like nickel
ass is crippled, crohn’s chronicles
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh~t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p~~p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh~t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p~~p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
[bridge]
my sh~t is so f~cking hard
it’s slow like a f~cking tard
my ass is so f~cking scarred
i can’t even f~cking fart
been waiting to hear a plop
but it never f~cking drops
i’m just hoping and praying that this sh~t will f~cking stop
i give it a f~cking nudge
but it won’t f~cking budge
tryna push out brown sludge
all i get’s a red smudge
my r~ct~m, it f~cking bends
the sh~t attacks, i can’t defend
i’m just hoping and praying that this sh~t will f~cking end, right now
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh~t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p~~p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh~t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p~~p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
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