lirik lagu my toilet is clogged - pain in the ass
[intro]
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
[verse 1]
i sigh as i push my sh~t ’cause it’s too dry
i cry ’cause my assh0l~ feels like it’s been tied
i die as my assh0l~ gets ripped up and pried
i wonder why my sh~t can’t just smoothly slide
i strain so hard, you can see my bulging veins
i drain all my energy but it’s in vain
i remain in a state of sadness and pain
almost slain by the injuries i sustained
i bleed yeah my assh0l~ is hurting indeed
i plead for my bl~~dy assh0l~ to be freed
i squeeze my assh0l~ but i never succeed
i need something to increase my p~~ping speed
i whine as the sh~t begins to break my spine
it’s malign, it’s likе my ass is being mined
i’m not fine, thе blood’s pouring out like red wine
the sh~t binds my assh0l~ and keeps me confined
[chorus]
it’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh~t and not carry it
i’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh~t session is never consummated
i’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh~tting are pathetic
i just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh~t f~cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting
[verse 2]
i wail ’cause my sh~t is bigger than a whale
i fail to sh~t ’cause it’s slower than a snail
i turn pale ’cause my sh~t is harder than hail
it nails my ass and makes it bumpy like braille
i bawl as my sh~t keeps coming out in b~lls
it’s not small and it’s continuing to stall
my sh~t halts ’cause it is harder than basalt
i call for help but get no answer at all
i yell as the veins in my ass start to swell
i’m not well, blood’s the only thing i expel
this bathroom is h~ll, i’m trapped in a jail cell
i can not impel my sh~t to be propelled
i start to scream ’cause the pain is so extreme
i dream of my sh~t coming out in a stream
it seems that my bootyhole is being reamed
i deemed that i should call a medical team
[chorus]
it’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh~t and not carry it
i’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh~t session is never consummated
i’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh~tting are pathetic
i just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh~t f~cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting
it’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh~t and not carry it
i’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh~t session is never consummated
i’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh~tting are pathetic
i just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh~t f~cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting
[bridge]
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
constipation, constipation, what a pain in the ass
[chorus]
it’s apparent that i need aperients
’cause i wanna drop this sh~t and not carry it
i’m constipated, feeling consternated
’cause my sh~t session is never consummated
i’m anorexic, this is getting hectic
’cause my attempts at sh~tting are pathetic
i just keep on straining, it’s so frustrating
’cause this sh~t f~cking hurts and i’m tired of waiting
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