lirik lagu mushy mustard - the realistic fruit opinion formation den
[verse 1: stir]
oranges apples and bananas
these are fruits, and you can’t have them
the fruits are mine, i’m eating them all
and if you don’t like it, you’ll have to call
the fruit lawyer so you can have him decide
who gets custody of the fruits inside
of my hands, and soon in my mouth
so hurry up and get your phone out
before all of the fruits get eaten
oh no, it’s too late, you were defeated
i ate the fruits, all of them, yummy
i put them all in my tummy
even the peels and stems and stuff
when i tried just the tasty part, it wasn’t enough
i’m a fruit maniac, and i’m taking your berries
get between me and my fruit, it’ll be scary
[chorus: stir]
fruits are really scary (stop running)
one time i saw a fruit, then i saw harry
potter and the sorcerer’s prince (stop running)
that movie had a fruit in it
[verse 2: b natural, mustard]
oh how i love kiwis
they are so soft and funny
they are squishy and green
and probably good for my spleen
they are so different from other fruits
they might as well stomp around in little boots
their skin is hairy, but i found out recently
that you can just eat the skin, and it goes down decently
it’s certainly easier than picking the green part off the skin
and then you can eat kiwis with your din~din
kiwis~ kiwis are not a very common meal
but if you buy kiwis, you should get a good deal
because it’s better to not spend very much cash
on things that you don’t need in a flash (what a good deal)
kiwis are certainly not necessary
but they can make me merry
[chorus: stir]
fruits are really scary (stop running)
one time i saw a fruit, then i saw harry
potter and the sorcerer’s prince (stop running)
that movie had a fruit in it
[verse 3: batter]
it’s the fruit beat, watermelon is the peak
bananas and oranges the ones to eat
i’m the one that knows how to sneak
catch me with a pear, you know i’m acting like a freak
grapes are the favorite fruit of the wicked
at least, i know they’re loved by knuckles the echid
he’s my trainer, he got me on that prison workout
eighty reps a day, by the end i’m burnt out
i’m apple coded, and i’m apple cored
check my red shirt, i don’t look like a gourd
i’m the windfall that said “they can’t catch this”
i’m the forbidden fruit like francis
i’m not gay though, i’m far from a f~ggot
a tranny got to get all the fruit he can get
vitamins and minerals and fiber is what i need
and you best bet i’m eating the stem and the seed
[chorus: stir]
fruits are really scary (stop running)
one time i saw a fruit, then i saw harry
potter and the sorcerer’s prince (stop running)
that movie had a fruit in it
[verse 4: mustard]
i made this beat for a halloween rap
kinda thought it’d be great for a halloween track
but my three friends here came up with an idea
instead of halloween, we think this song can be a
rap about fruit, now isn’t that something
still halloween~themed, rap about pumpkins
i hated this idea, but i thought of nothing better
so it’s a song about fruit now thanks to peer pressure
[interlude: b natural, mustard, batter]
that’s it?
yeah
that’s a great verse
[?] talk about pumpkins!
he mentioned them once
i mentioned pumpkins
was i the pumpkin guy?
did we nominate me to be the pumpkin verse?
i don’t remember
yeah, you did agree to that
oh, oops
[chorus: stir]
fruits are really scary (stop running)
one time i saw a fruit, then i saw harry
potter and the sorcerer’s prince (stop running)
that movie had a fruit in it
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