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lirik lagu mushy mustard - outtakes (bonus track)

[skit: samples]
n0body seems to have any respect for traffic laws
so, as a solution
the city has employed about one hundred and twenty mimes
to help urge terrible drivers toward safer habits
no, don’t do that
that’s ridiculous
like, that’ll make you wanna run them over more, wouldn’t it?

[spoken: chuck]
and now, the outtakes
“mime box” (original version)

[intro: mustard]
welcome!
it seems you’ve gotten stuck inside of a box, an invisible box
it’s completely fake, existing only inside of the mind
so you should be able to easily get out
i mean, unlеss you happen to be a mime

[chorus: samples]
(ha ha ha ha!) ladiеs and gentlemen
(ha ha ha ha!) they cannot escape (mime box)
(ha ha ha ha!) they cannot escape (mime box)
(ha ha ha ha! ha ha!) they cannot escape (mime box)
(stupid mime in an invisible box)
(ha ha ha ha!) ladies and gentlemen
(authorities have found no evidence on)
(ha ha ha ha!) they cannot escape (mime box)
(where this mime box could have come from)
(ha ha ha ha!) they cannot escape (mime box)
(ha ha ha ha! ha ha!) they cannot escape (mime box)
(stupid mime in an invisible box)

[outro: stir, samples]
step right up! who’s first?
(ha ha ha ha!) ladies and gentlemen
who’s brave enough to step into the mime box?
(ha ha ha ha!) they cannot escape
you don’t have anything to be scared of, do you?
(ha ha ha ha!) they cannot escape
surely, there’s someone who isn’t a mime
(ha ha ha ha! ha ha!) they cannot escape (mime box)
“i hate mimes” outtakes

[verse: mustard]
i was walking down the sidewalk, whistling a tune
then i saw mime, and i envisioned his doom
i follow him home, set fire to his house
n0body puts it out because mimes can’t shout
then two silhouettes walk out of the smoke
was me and 2 dope, the wicked jokstas
to the next town, not the end of the show
’cause i’d say it a million times: i hate mimes

[interlude: samples]
so, it’s pretty well~known
that everybody hates mimes
they are universally hated
mimes can be made fun of, yelled at, punched, kicked
and it’s totally acceptable, it’s, like
it’s just accepted that everybody hates mimes
f~ck mimes
i don’t wanna be involved in your mime shenanigans

[verse: mustard]
in my youth, i mowed lawns to get paid
one kid did the same but didn’t cut a single blade
walked up and down the yard holding his hands out
but he still got the cash, no doubt, i hate mimes
[skit: samples]
so you’re a mime, eh?
so, no matter what i do, you’re not gonna say anything
you won’t make any noise at all?
really?
let’s see about that
~c~cks gun~
dude!
~gunshots~

“beat down those mimes” unused verse

[verse: mustard]
so we headed down seven five in a volkswagen
if we see a mime, then his eyes get blackened
we stop, get out, and beat him down swiftly
me and the seventeen clowns with me
why? clowns never liked mimes
we hate them seven days a week, full time
one kind of mime you can trust, that’s a dead one
(did it hurt?) so we gonna have fun
the way i know how, and that’s wild and wicked
identify a mime’s b~tt, walk up, and kick it
then i take his chest, and i put my fist in it
he’s knocked out, yes, but i’m still not finished
i wanna see this mime get bashed again
what’s in my bag? it’s a notepad and a pen
i’ll do anything i can to assist an attack
made a “kick me” sign, and i put it on his back

[skit: sample]
everybody hates mimes!
i could k!ll you! you hear me?
i could k!ll you
and i could get away with it
because n0body would hear your screams

“am i evil for hating mimes?” outtake

[skit: mustard, stir]
oh, well, we love faygo, you know
yeah, rock & rye, red pop, orange
uh, fifty sixty, what’s that one?
fif~ seventy forty?
seventy for~, is it?
fif~ forty six~
forty sixty
no, trust me, we really love these
but i just forgot what it’s called

[skit: sample]
it’s been ten silent years since the mime massacre
and people are still asking why and how?

“the war (on mimes)” unused verse

[verse: mustard]
the streets of the d are deadly battlegrounds
it’s the war on mimes, all our soldiers are clowns
i pass out flyers i made, all day
that say, “i hate mimes, and so should you,” okay?
we need backup, don’t wanna lose this fight
in comes seventeen clowns on one bike
i’ll sneak a banana into a mime’s back pocket
so when he sits down it’ll squish and be all sloppy
human cannonball, one clown steps forward
he jumps into the cannon, shoot it off, aimed toward
some mimes, but we miss, so it’s time for round two
you don’t intend to shoot me out of a cannon again, do you?
i see a mime’s b~tt, so i walk up and kick it
murder~go~round, you know we passing out tickets
having fun the way i know how, and that’s wicked
pull out a dagger, creep up, and i stick it
into his head, into a mime’s head
into a mime’s head, a mime’s head, ’til he’s dead
so what i stabbed him fourteen times
i don’t find that excessive at all, it’s the war on mimes

[interlude: sample]
i k!lled a mime
~applause~

[skit: samples]
also, the mime costume
sucks

bonus ghostwritten verse

[intro: kevin]
hey, here are the lyrics for that new song
go crazy

[verse: stir]
i don’t need a ghostwriter, i write all my own rhymes
write all my own verses and commit my own crimes
don’t believe me? well persons who don’t might sometimes
end up in he~rs~s or confined in chalk lines
ghost writers in this song? that’s preposterous
they’re number one on my list of things that don’t exist
next to zombie writers and also vampire writers
and songs whose lyrics were written by giant spiders
i put it down by myself, and i don’t need you to help
so take your pen and paper, put them back on your shelf
or you can put them up your b~tt if you want, help yourself
it’s sh~ggy 2 dope, not penned by anyone else

[outro: kevin]
hey, great job out there
seriously, good job
proud of you, kid

[skit: sh~ggy 2 dope, violent j]
stewart francke called us white rapping mimes
that was the first time we got publicly dissed by a writer
and we were so f~ckin’ hot
we were so mad!
yeah, we were mad
that’s back before~ yo, you gotta understand
that’s back before juggalos
that’s back before whatever kinda rep icp has
and he called us white rapping mimes

“if there was a movie on being a mime, then everyone would hate it” outtakes

[verse: mustard]
the thought of a movie about mimes disgusts me
now, “bip the clown,” sounds like a film i must see
i’d love watching the adventures of a clown
maybe he’ll find some mimes and beat them down
the opening scene begins, it’s eight o’ clock
i see a mime sitting on a hilltop
everybody boos, it’s a film about a mime
only losers like films about mimes

[verse: stir]
a mime? i prepared to kick ass
picked up my pencil and jabbed it through the tv glass
i knew right off the bat, the show was nothing great
if your film has a mime, it’s a film that i hate

[spoken: mustard, b natural]
i’ve been making a song about mimes
multiple of them
i know about this
i’m very excited
i helped you, and you rejected my help
i think you did help, though
you helped stir with his part
that’s not the help that i wanted to give
you could’ve recorded your verse
you didn’t do that
i thought you would record my verse
i didn’t know how you were gonna sing it
if there was a movie about being a mime
i mean like a biopic
like freddy mercury movie from 2018
directed by pedophile i think
the mime movie would be very bad and no one would like it
oh yea
it would start with a guy walking down the street
when he sees a bunch of mimes just sorta standing there and he thinks
“yeah… that’s gonna be me…”
and the audience would wonder about his motivation
why would anyone want to be a mime
i think this is unrealistic
(chorus)
mime movie bad
mime movie very bad
mime movie bad
mime movie very bad
oh yeah
see, that sucks
i think it’s pretty good

bonus “ninja” intro

[intro: samples]
what the h~ll’s a mime?
mime has its roots in commedia dell’arte, not clowning
haven’t you ever heard of marcel marceu?
famous french mime
performed completely without words by using gestures
i find these clown guys annoying
he’s not a clown, he’s a mime
mimes aren’t stupid, they’re very proud and sensitive people
want me to punch him?

[verse: mustard]
man, i wish i could be a shogun and k!ll a mime
so i could swing a sword, make mimes’ necks fly
i’d go to school and ninja crawl down the halls
and then i’d jump out and stab mimes in the b~lls

[skit: sample]
you will rue the day, mime
vengeance will come swiftly to you
and i will be there to laugh

“attack of the mimes” outtakes

[chorus: samples, permanent marker]
according to experts
you should avoid direct eye contact with the mime
(attack of the mimes)
don’t make any sudden movements
or they may be imitated
(god d~mn mimes everywhere)
try putting a wall in between you
be sure to not use a wall with a door in it
(attack of the mimes)
if the mime is pulling you with their rope
grab some gigantic scissors and cut yourself free

[verse: mustard]
i don’t know what to do, i must be losing my mind
every step i take, i feel the presence of a mime
behind me, following, never letting down
but it quickly hides every time i turn around
i see a mime looking at my in my rearview mirror
but sh~ggy says there isn’t any mimes here

[interlude: permanent marker]
god d~mn mimes everywhere
in my head, in my food, even in my f~cking toilet
one’s m~st~rbating, one’s juggling
and five of them clean my house
dr. brain’s f~cking with a crab
while i cut you in half
man, and i ate shrooms
i gotta say, that was one h~ll of a day today

[skit: samples]
and you know we got mimes running all around this b~tch!
everybody gets pitchforks

“mime k!llaz” jigglz verse

[verse: jigglz, roxy carol]
is that charlie chaplin trying to deceive?
i got another trick up my sleeve, he won’t leave
i just wait, tick tock ticky
somebody tell me why these mimes are so tricky
slip, you dip, i’ll bust your lip
b~tch ass mummer, what the f~ck is that?
looks like george fox and the whole clique
it’s time for some jiggle down productions g sh~t
i see that wack b~tch in a box
it’s clearly not real, this is so dumb
so i beat that motherf~cker up
~mime being beaten up~
i whooped his ass with a cackling sound
watch the blood come trickling down
i break his bones and i get much illa
jigglz the sway side g, i’m a wicked mime k!lla

[skit: sample]
well i’ll violently and loudly murder any mime

“this is p~~p box 2”

[spoken: stir, mustard]
you need to coach
you need to coach me
i need coaching
i don’t know how to do that
you listened to the scratch track
that’s what that’s for
okay, play the scratch track
you were complaining about the scratch track
well, ‘cause i wasn’t doing stuff that it was helpful on
well, do stuff that it’s helpful on
why do you have “p~~p box wip”?
that’s~
are we gonna do p~~p box?
no, this is p~~p box 2
well, we haven’t done p~~p box 1
that’s fine
p~~p box 1 is trash
it’s not existing anymore

“all mimes should go back to mimeville” outtakes

[verse: mustard]
mimeville’s not a place you’ll find on any map
a mime won’t tell you its location even if you ask
if you don’t look like a mime, then it’s difficult to find
so i can’t get inside, but really i don’t mind
sh~ggy found it once, and he said it made him sick
images of what he told me, in my mind they stick
he studied the people but stayed outside the city limits
only mimes in it, they gesticulate and mimic
i don’t even know why you’d want to go
this is my advice to all you juggalos
i shouldn’t have to say it twice, stay out of mimeville
that place is not nice, and i’ll die on that hill
my definition of sh~t, mimeville meets it
but all the mimes love it, to them, nothing beats it
mimes going back to mimeville, you should
even though to me, the town is no good, it’s your home

[chorus: mustard]
to the mimes, home to the mimes
mimeville is the home to the mimes
no clowns allowed, clowning is banned
mimes call it home, but we don’t understand
(go back to mimeville)
home to the mimes, home to the mimes
mimeville is the home to the mimes
home to the mimes roaming the land
mimes call it home, but we don’t understand

[outro: samples]
everyone hates mimes
everyone hates mimes
everyone hates mimes
everyone hates mimes
everyone hates mimes
everyone hates mimes
everyone hates mimes
everyone hates mimes

[skit: samples]
hey, mime
what’s up, mime?
we have jokes to tell you
jokes
why can’t the mime talk?
‘cause he’s too stupid to know how!
why did the mime cross the road?
‘cause he’s stupid!

[skit: samples]
today we’re gonna be talking about mimes
mimes suck
now, mimes, they show up at the most unexpected times
and the most terrible times
mimes suck
i don’t like mimes at all
and i hate their costumes
what are they supposed to be?
a clown?
that can’t talk?
and is french?

[outro: samples]
mime box
mime box
mime box
mime box
mime box
mime box
mime box
mime box

“mime christmas” freestyle

[intro: mustard]
i’m shivering now, it’s, uh, christmas
merry christmas
10:10 a.m. on christmas
merry christmas, everyone
it’s christmas
can you believe it?
christmas
christmas
2022, it’s christmas, guys
merry christmas
christmas is today
merry christmas, everyone

[verse: mustard, stir]
it’s christmas, time for a slaughter
maybe your wife, just kidding, it’s a mime
i hop down the chimney, into a mime’s house
and i try to k!ll it, but he stops me with a mouse
a mouse, it crawls up my pants
and it eats my d~ck off as if it was an ant
you need more context for that
you see
when i was a kid, guess what?
my d~ck got eaten off by an ant
and they had to graft it back on
and now i have my d~ck again
but anyway
that’s the explanation for that line
so, i~
the mime, he sent out the rat
mimes don’t usually have rats
most mimes have invisible pets
this rat was not invisible, it was not imaginary
and it ate my d~ck off on christmas
i was trying to sneak into this mime’s house just to k!ll it
and it sent out its pet rat and ate my d~ck off
just like that ant
and now i don’t have a d~ck
i~ the mime~ i think it has it
i’m gonna come back tonight and ask for it back
(i’m dreaming of a white christmas)
i think he would understand
like, he would see it in the rat’s mouth and go like
(without a bunch of mimes to bother me)
“that doesn’t belong to you, rat
like, what’s up with that, man?”
(because when you have a white christmas)
and, you know maybe
i wouldn’t hate that mime quite as much
(there’s no mimes, ‘cause they suck)
you know?
it is freezing cold
good night, everyone

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